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jokes: Top Ten Funny One-Liners - 11/09/09 07:46 PM
10. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.
9. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
8. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants - he's sleeping.
7. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.
6. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard.
5. How can you make your wife crazy while making love? Call her from your cell phone.
4. What does the bride of a Polish … (3 comments)

jokes: The Big-Talkin' Cowboy - 09/24/09 03:26 PM
A big-talking cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the big-talkin' cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , why, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and punched him. Why I smacked him hard too, right across his ugly face .... Then I kicked his bike over, ripped out his … (4 comments)

jokes: You know you're really broke when.. - 04/16/09 07:45 PM
Everybody could use a smile, right? Okay, well you know you're really broke when...
 At communion you go back for seconds.
 American Express calls and says, "Sorry, but you're gonna hafta leave home without it!"
 Sally Struthers sends you food.
You rob Peter...and then you rob Paul.You say that you're gonna clean your house, but really you're just looking for spare change.
You can't afford hot water for Top Ramen noodles.You decide to invest in a do-it-yourself dentistry kit.
You're thinking of removing the metal plate in your head to bring it to the recycling center.
Your idea of a delicious family meal is … (1 comments)

jokes: The Economy is So Bad ... Angelina Jolie is Adopting an American Kid - 03/03/09 05:25 PM
You've probably already heard through the Internet, radio or on Fox News how bad the economy is. One place said the economy is so bad that ...Angelina Jolie is adopting an American kid.  Another said the economy is so bad that a woman got an exorcism. But when she couldn't pay for it they had to "re-possess" her.  Jay Leno remarked that "Times are so bad that three of OctoMom's kids are already working for Nike."
 My suggestion is to try to lighten up and encourage the people you meet to think on a more positive level. Try it sometime. The … (5 comments)

jokes: 20 Things I've Learned from Movies - Do you have any? - 09/11/08 05:51 PM
During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. Once applied, lipstick never rubs off - even while scuba diving. You've very likely to survive any battle in war unless you make the mistake of showing a picture of your sweetheart back home. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. Even a bad German accent will do. If your town is … (1 comments)

jokes: Three Words Women are Fond of Using - 04/18/08 11:55 AM
3 Words Women are Fond of Using:1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. … (1 comments)

 

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