Norco Lions Club 5th Annual Car Show April 29th, 2007 - 04/29/07 11:55 PM
Hey all the 5th Annual Norco Lions Club Car Show was held today. The following are some highlights of the show;
The Main Show area with a good mix of Nice old cars. Restored, Hot Rods I little of all to enjoy.
Your local Norco Realtor's Daily Driver, 1965 Chevrolet Corvair Corsa Convertible.
Where's the Engine ? Work in Progress, what did they do push it here ?
 Souped up Model T, Nice !
Chevrolet Camaro or Malibu ? But nice....
This T-Bird set out of the main drag and did not get a lot of attention. She is sweet and clean a real show stopper, If … (4 comments)

A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day - 04/29/07 10:21 PM
 
A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead. I'm going to jump."She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."She said, "Well, think of the Alamo."He replied, "What's the Alamo?" She replied, "Well bless your heart, just go ahead and … (8 comments)

Wow What is going on in this world of ours ? - 04/19/07 06:28 PM
Hi everyone, As I said What is going on in this world of ours ?We used to just shove and shout when we had differences. Now Oh my god we commit suicide and take a few innocents with us while we do this. Or we make an excuse and claim that our religion justifies us to kill innocent people to justify our position. You see our society used to have rules. Now I personally do not like rules either but some rules, like who crosses our border into this country, have other purposes as well. Like protecting us from these random … (14 comments)

Well All Tax Day Cometh and Tax Day Goeth ( Corny yes ) - 04/18/07 03:25 PM
So Tax day 2007 was extended till April 17th, 2007 and because of the weather it has been extended a week for some parts of our great country. I created this blog to let everyone vent. It is over again for another year, OR IS IT ?
Any insights on planning for next years taxes ? Any hints to other Realtors or the general public on how to plan so you do not get caught owing money next year ( really for this tax year ). My Step Son put off doing his till late last night and got a surprise, after … (1 comments)

California History Buff's, Do You Know what happened this week back in 1850, 157 Years Ago ? - 04/17/07 07:31 PM
 A great friend an colleague gave me this to post. So everyone enjoy a little California History and humor in one.
California became a State.The State had no Electricity.The State had no Money.Alomost everyone spoke SpanishThere were Gunfights in the Streets.So basically, It was just like California is today, Except the women had real breasts and the men did not hold hands.
… (5 comments)

If You Need a Laugh This one is for you, Great Punch Line Enjoy ! - 04/17/07 11:45 AM
Subject:  Wife from hell     
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."    The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."  Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." 
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"  The wife smiles demurely and says, "You … (3 comments)

Remember the Doritos Commercial "I Smell Refund" ? This is similar, Read it you will definately get a laugh... - 04/15/07 10:34 PM
From A good friend of mine enjoy ! 
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches up to the Counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd  really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
 You'll  have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday … (6 comments)

Beer's Amazing Influence, Read only if you want a chuckle.... - 04/11/07 01:01 AM
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The  doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or  legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.   After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.   Swoooosh! … (1 comments)

See what 50 years will do: Then and Now, Is This Progress ? FUNNY MUST READ ! - 04/09/07 08:27 PM
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.++++++++++++++++++++++Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests … (4 comments)

Just To Darn Cute, A MUST READ IF YOU WANT A LAUGH ! - 04/08/07 05:48 PM
A Photographer for CNN was assigned to cover southern California's wildfires last year. He wanted pictures of the heroic work the firefighters were doing as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived on the scene, he realized that the smoke was so thick it would seriously impede, or even make impossible, his getting good photographs from the ground level. He requested permission from his boss to rent a plane and take photos from the air.
His request was approved and he used his cell phone to call the local county airport to charter a flight. He was told a single engine plane would be waiting for him at the … (7 comments)

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,........... - 04/08/07 05:41 PM
From my Father In-Law Donald Stamm
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS."And furthermore .HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."5 . She does not "NAG" … (7 comments)

Beverage News, A Public Service Message and Hilarious Read ! - 04/08/07 05:39 PM
From my father In-Lay Donald Stamm
Subject: Beverage news
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, BEER or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full … (3 comments)

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife, Hilarious MUST READ ! - 04/08/07 05:34 PM
From A good Friend Carol Howard
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....WAY TOO COOL!Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. … (4 comments)

Finally, Computer error messages that I understand ... - 04/03/07 03:24 PM
Finally, Computer error messages that I understand ... 
My Sister Pam from Yuma AZ sent me this and I just had to pass it on. 
Now you've done it, toss the pc out the window.
 We've all seen this one.
 Big Brother is watching....
 User Error Code
 Now we need to replace the User
 Wow A Really big User Error !
 That's nice of Microsoft thinking about us, Ahhhhh
 Unknown, Hey I've gotten this error before.
 Possibly other entertainment devices as well.
Love these messages, I Call them the Borg Error's. You know You have been assimilated Resistance is Futile !
Enjoy everyone.
… (6 comments)

Mira Loma, CA February 2007 Market Report - 04/03/07 01:18 PM
Mira Loma, CA February 2007 Market Report
February 2007 Comparison to February 2006
       February Comps             Sales Trend
2007                  2006
 8                      23               -65.2%
February Average Price            Average Price Trend
2007                   2006
$524,375           $501,957          4.5%
Closed Residential Resale Transactions As Reported By Dataquick Information Services.
Information from the County of Riverside Monthly Resale Report provided bt Fidelity National Title Company
County of Riverside Monthly Totals:
February Comps                    Sales Trend
2007                  2006                                            
1422                  1866           -23.8%                   
February        Avg. Price       Avg. Price Trend
2007                  2006
$419,602           $448,114       -6.4%
By: Doug Beaver Corona, Norco, Riverside Real Estate Realtor
http://www.coronariverside.com/
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Lake Elsinore, CA February 2007 Market Report - 04/03/07 01:01 PM
Lake Elsinore, CA February 2007 Market Report
February 2007 Comparison to February 2006
       February Comps             Sales Trend
2007                  2006
30                      51               -41.2%
February Average Price            Average Price Trend
2007                   2006
$397,450           $398,724         -0.3%
Closed Residential Resale Transactions As Reported By Dataquick Information Services.
Information from the County of Riverside Monthly Resale Report provided bt Fidelity National Title Company
County of Riverside Monthly Totals:
February Comps                    Sales Trend
2007                  2006                                            
1422                  1866           -23.8%                   
February        Avg. Price       Avg. Price Trend
2007                  2006
$419,602           $448,114       -6.4%
By: Doug Beaver Corona, Norco, Riverside Real Estate Realtor
http://www.coronariverside.com/
… (0 comments)

Riverside, CA February 2007 Market Report - 04/03/07 12:58 PM
Riverside, CA February 2007 Market Report
February 2007 Comparison to February 2006
       February Comps             Sales Trend
2007                  2006
170                      259               -34.4%
February Average Price            Average Price Trend
2007                   2006
$428,955           $417,094         2.8%
Closed Residential Resale Transactions As Reported By Dataquick Information Services.
Information from the County of Riverside Monthly Resale Report provided bt Fidelity National Title Company
County of Riverside Monthly Totals:
February Comps                    Sales Trend
2007                  2006                                            
1422                  1866           -23.8%                   
February        Avg. Price       Avg. Price Trend
2007                  2006
$419,602           $448,114       -6.4%
By: Doug Beaver Corona, Norco, Riverside Real Estate Realtor
http://www.coronariverside.com/
… (0 comments)

Corona, CA February 2007 Market Report - 04/03/07 12:50 PM
Corona, CA February 2007 Market Report
February 2007 Comparison to February 2006
       February Comps             Sales Trend
2007                  2006
142                      189               -24.9%
February Average Price            Average Price Trend
2007                   2006
$600,928           $545,261        10.2%
Closed Residential Resale Transactions As Reported By Dataquick Information Services.
Information from the County of Riverside Monthly Resale Report provided bt Fidelity National Title Company
County of Riverside Monthly Totals:
February Comps                    Sales Trend
2007                  2006                                            
1422                  1866           -23.8%                   
February        Avg. Price       Avg. Price Trend
2007                  2006
$419,602           $448,114       -6.4%
By: Doug Beaver Corona, Norco, Riverside Real Estate Realtor
http://www.coronariverside.com/
… (0 comments)

Norco, CA February 2007 Market Report - 04/03/07 12:24 PM
Norco, CA February 2007 Market Report
February 2007 Comparison to February 2006
       February Comps             Sales Trend
2007                  2006
15                      18               -16.7%
February Average Price            Average Price Trend
2007                   2006
$619,633           $592,139        4.6%
Closed Residential Resale Transactions As Reported By Dataquick Information Services.
Information from the County of Riverside Monthly Resale Report provided bt Fidelity National Title Company
County of Riverside Monthly Totals:
February Comps                    Sales Trend
2007                  2006                                            
1422                  1866           -23.8%                   
February        Avg. Price       Avg. Price Trend
2007                  2006
$419,602           $448,114       -6.4%
By: Doug Beaver Corona, Norco, Riverside Real Estate Realtor
http://www.coronariverside.com/
… (0 comments)

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE YOU ARE INVITED TO A HORSE TOWN USA EASTER SERVICE - 04/01/07 05:40 PM
Happy Easter everyone, Easter Sunday April 8, 2007 Horse Town U.S.A. Norco California will have it's annual Easter Sunrise service. This is put on outdoors at Ingalls Park. Come by Wagon, Horse Back Car or Buggy but come on out. This is a local non-denominational service and is not hosted by the city of Norco.
It is fun and a lot of locals will be there. Usually they serve coffe, hot cocoa and donuts for those early risers. The service usually starts at 6 AM So get out that buggy, Saddle up Your Horse or just come by horseless carriage. Yes people … (0 comments)

JACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER... ( New Blonde Joke ) - 04/01/07 05:20 PM
JACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER...Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states thatI need to unplug the fax machine from the AC Wall Socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" … (3 comments)

 

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