wednesday funnies: Skipping Church Wednesday Humor - 05/16/12 05:09 AM
Skipping Church  Wednesday Humor

 
Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So...he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.
Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was … (13 comments)

wednesday funnies: Having a Sense of Humor . . . Wednesday Funnies - 11/02/11 08:05 AM
Having a Sense of Humor . . . Wednesday Funnies
A Contractor that let's it all hang out!
Not letting the driver know how tall that truck really is.
It's not easy when an unexpected family member comes home
Somebody stopped too quickly and the rest were too busy talking on the phone
The instructions didn't say anything about taking the nozzle out!
This really what that road sign means!
Now the rest of the neighborhood knows they don't like each other.
Now it's evident why it's getting thinner up there Enjoy the … (16 comments)

wednesday funnies: Living in Connecticut . . . Wednesday Humor - 02/02/11 07:37 AM
Living in Connecticut . . . Wednesday Humor
 
August 15 - Moved to our new home in Connecticut.  It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic.  I can hardly wait to see it snow covered.  I'm going to love it here!     October 14 - Connecticut is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange.  Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer.  They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be … (17 comments)

wednesday funnies: The Storm . . . Wednesday Chuckle - 10/06/10 09:53 AM

THE STORMThey were together in the House.  Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...andwished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect herfrom the storm. Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out..... She screamed...He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.He knew this was a forbidden union andexpected her to pull back.He was surprised when she didn't resist … (13 comments)

wednesday funnies: Remember When? . . . Wednesday Humor - 08/18/10 08:15 AM
How's This For Nostalgia?
 
 
                                 All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?  
 
 

 
 
It took three minutes for the TV to warm up?  
 
 
 


When a quarter was a decent allowance? Or, You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?  
 
 
 
 

Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time?  And you didn't pay for … (16 comments)

wednesday funnies: Happy St Patrick's Day . . Wednesday Humor - 03/17/10 05:58 AM

 
Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other. "Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together." Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for them and left. He went to … (7 comments)

 
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