Ed Macias REO Short Sale Commercial and Property Management

The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?" "$5.00 per word, Ma'am," came the response. "Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?""Yes, Ma'am.""OK, write this: 'Fred dead.'""I'm sorry, Ma'am; I...

Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. Their entire lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One night, John passed away in his sleep afte...

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:Lady: I lost my HusbandInspector: What is his height? Lady: I never noticedInspector: Slim or healthy? Lady: Not slim can be HealthyInspector: Colour of eyes? Lady: Never noticedInspector: Color of hair? Lady: Changes acc...

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty...

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!Dear Bo$$In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$...

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one lette...

Approximately 7.5 million first-lien borrowers fell behind on their mortgage as of March 2010, about 15% of the 51 million total borrowers. Of the 7.5 million, more than 5 million made a payment in the last three months, which means more than 10% of all mortgage borrowers are seriously delinquen...