maria sharapova: Oh My Maria !!! My Maria, Don't Leave Me now!!!!
- 10/26/10 11:42 AM
I cannot believe it, my beloved Maria Sharapova is leaving me for another. Oh the shame, oh the loathsomeness of it all, and for whom? A lowly, gangly, knock kneed ball bouncer. All he knows how to do is drool, or is it dribble, whatever, I HATE HIM!!! Sasha Vujacic, now what kind of a name is that anyways for a man I ask you? And he's not even a major player like Kobe, he's just a guard. And to top it all off the bum only spends a measly $250,000 on her ring. Ha!! He probably bought it in a box of Cracker Jack. A REAL … (4 comments)
maria sharapova: Maria Sharapova was almost mine !!
- 10/01/08 11:24 AM
I'am heart broken today. My all time female athletic idol and I think most beautiful tennis player ever, Maria Sharapova is out of my grasp. Seems the lovely Wimbledon champ put herself -- well, a date with herself, anyway -- up for auction at a charity tennis tournament. The winning bid was $10,000, which seems a bit below market value. Lobbing up the awkwardness quotient is the fact that Ms. Sharapova's boyfriend apparently got outbid for the date as well as myself!! Can you believe that?! I can't. Oh, and one other thing -- Ms. Sharapova took in $26 million last year, making her the … (2 comments)
I cannot believe it, my beloved Maria Sharapova is leaving me for another. Oh the shame, oh the loathsomeness of it all, and for whom? A lowly, gangly, knock kneed ball bouncer. All he knows how to do is drool, or is it dribble, whatever, I HATE HIM!!! Sasha Vujacic, now what kind of a name is that anyways for a man I ask you? And he's not even a major player like Kobe, he's just a guard. And to top it all off the bum only spends a measly $250,000 on her ring. Ha!! He probably bought it in a box of Cracker Jack. A REAL … (4 comments)
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