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Church Humor
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"> His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?> The son replied, "I do know!"> "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"> "That's easy, Daddy...." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving  Earth.' (This one is my favorite)> > =======> > There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.> "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.> "Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.> > ========> > "Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."> > ========> > A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.> Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled ... more

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