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Buying - and selling a House - Star Wars Style
 
Buyer: Hey, I want to see this house. Where is the agent?

 
Agent: I'm right here. You mean this lovely house. It's perfect for you! And the seller is very motivated!

 
Buyer: Yes? Can I do an inspection? How much is it? Can I get a deal? Can I get 89% of your commission?
 
Agent: I assure you, no inspection is necessary. It's brand new! And the location is excellent. I can cut you a deal if you buy it right now! I don't get commission - I work for free. Special deal for you - just today. Look, the home is perfect for you and the colors are with the latest trends, very popular.
 

 
Buyer: OK then. You sound like a man of your word. It does look perfect. How much?
Agent: Oh, it is a great bargain, just for you my friend. Only $12534983473843 and HOA is included. But it's just for today and I have somebody else coming to look at it in a little bit. Oh, and it's cash only. It's perfect for you.
 
Buyer: Well I don't want to lose the house. But it's a lot ... more

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