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Title Company creates top 10 Pun list, while waiting on the banks wire
So what else would you suggest when there is a room full of people, buyers, sellers, Realtors, a mortgage company representative and 2 people from my staff at Family Abstract, Inc, our Title Insurance company.
CREATE PUNS…. What else???
1. A vulture boards an airplane,  carrying two dead raccoons.  The flight attendant looks at him and  says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
2. Two fish swim into a concrete  wall.  The one turns to the other and says “Dam!
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak  were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it  immediately sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and  heat it too.
4. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One  says “I’ve lost my electron.”  The other says “Are you sure?”   The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”
5. Did you hear about the Buddhist  who refused Novocain during a root canal?  His goal:  transcend  dental medication.
6. A group of chess enthusiasts  checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their  recent tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came  out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?”, they asked ... more

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