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2012
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A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest fina...
08/21/2012
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On Friday I did and inspection dodging the bad weather. Rain, no rain. Rain, no rain. The good thing was that when it came time to go up into the attic... it was not hot up there! Well, still hotter than outside, but better because of the cloudy, rainy conditions. When I got up there walking arou...
08/18/2012
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I did an inspection yesterday in a community called Cory Lake Isles. It's an exclusive community that is gated with a guard, brick paved streets, most of the homes are on a huge lake with docks and boat lifts. This house was no different, 4600 square feet, built in 1999. During the inspection...
08/17/2012
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A man's wife left this note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore! I've gone to stay at Moms!" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold... What the hell is she talking about?
08/05/2012
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Fred Hernden, CMI
Albuquerque area Master Inspector
