If General Motors had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:1) For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a week.2) Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.3) Occasionally your car
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05/29/2007
This is for those of you who depend on your spell checker to catch errors. I think this came from the RealTalk listserv a few years ago. Thank you to the one who originally shared it. Eye halve a spelling checquerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot se
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05/29/2007
You all know the old maxim: "You only get one chance to make a first impression." Not surprisingly, the same goes for your house! Whether you want to get the best best price for your home, or want to sell in the least amount of time, it's important to prepare your home properly for its first e
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05/29/2007
Here are nine mistakes that can cost you time, money and stress! 1) Purchasing contingent before your own home is listed or sold. Contingency contracts often don't settle. This will cause you undue stress and may lead you to take a lower offer on your property as an act of desperation. Additi
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05/28/2007
This month we watched luminaries address the graduating college classes across the nation, giving them advice and wisdom to take with them as their careers and adult lives begin. What we may not be fully appreciative of, however, is how different a world they grew up in as opposed to ours. Som
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05/28/2007
This post is only for those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it - ;o)1967: Long hair 2007: Longing for hair 1967: KEG2007: EKG 1976: Acid rock2007: Acid reflux 1967: Moving to California because it's cool2007: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1967: Trying to l
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05/28/2007
Apparently I'm not the only one here who gets a kick out of Steven Wright's offbeat sense of humor. I had some positive feedback from the first collection of Wright quotes that I posted. Here are some more: I had to stop driving my car for a while.. the tires got dizzy.I have the world's larges
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05/28/2007
A good Realtor(R) will answer your questions, and even give you information you may not have thought to ask about. However, you should be aware of some good questions to ask, and know the answers to, BEFORE you sign that purchase agreement. You don't want to find out things you didn't know abou
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05/28/2007
As something of an aspiring wordsmith myself, I like to read the thoughts of writers who pay attention to words that other people use without much thought. Comedian George Carlin is certainly a humorous observer of language. Norm Crosby creatively butchers English. One of my personal favorites
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05/27/2007
Forrest Gump finally died and went to Heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. However, the gates were closed as Forrest approached the gatekeeper.Saint Peter said, "Forrest, it's good to see you. I must tell you that this place is filling up fast, and we have been admini
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05/26/2007
