nucazza: What can we do RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD earn your business?
- 11/30/11 07:15 AM
What can we do RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD earn your business for Family Abstract Inc? I have been in the Title Insurance business for nearly 27 years, always thinking outside the box, sometimes throwing out the box altogether. For me, if we can keep 20 families employed by adding something remarkable that we have missed or others are doing, I want to know about it. Realtors and Mortgage Lenders Can you help me out? If you could have your title company do anything, what would it be? What has your title company done for you that simply blew … (7 comments)
nucazza: Here are the official rules of Thanksgiving Family Touch Football
- 11/22/11 03:55 AM
Thanksgiving is Thursday and there's no avoiding it—make the drive, eat the turkey, pass the cranberry goo, and try not to say something you regret. If you can survive until dessert without crying at the table or sticking a fork in someone's arm, you're home free—just inhale the pecan pie, hit the couch, and pass out watching the NFL. The rules of touch football could have saved the "Wedding Crashers" from a great deal of pain. But for the love of Lombardi, go outside and play some Thanksgiving touch football. It's a perfect opportunity for family bonding, or at least … (4 comments)
nucazza: Opportunity is always knocking, Go open the Door
- 11/22/11 03:25 AM
Behind every business idea is a point of frustration that motivates an entrepreneur to take action. It can solve a small problem like how to find the remote control when it finds itself under the sofa (clapper!) to figuring out ways to take your phone with you everywhere you go. For those paying attention, opportunity is always knocking. The biggest challenge is knowing when to answer the door. As the owner of Family Abstract, I have been intimately familiar with problems that face the real estate industry in general and the title business in particular. Contrary to popular belief, the title … (1 comments)
Goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds
the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Ahmadinejad asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday." ============================================== … (4 comments)
nucazza: Deer Camp, A Monday Morning Smile!
- 11/21/11 04:03 AM
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?Two days later the remaining three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire."Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?""Well, I've been here since yesterday. … (5 comments)
nucazza: Have You Tried PR Web, Now You Can For Free!
- 11/09/11 04:48 AM
I have been using PR Web to do daily press releases regarding Family Abstract, Nucazza and The Home Buying Evolution. I am inviting All Realtors that use the consulting or advocacy model, especially on the buyers side of the transaction as well as all ACRES to write a press release regarding anything that shows consulting is working, gaining traction, having successes, etc. These should be 450 words, minimum. I will place them on the PR WEB machine so we can all get some benefits. In the past the releases have been picked up by 60-100 media outlets and average 25,000 views. … (0 comments)
nucazza: The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
- 11/07/11 04:34 AM
The question : "List all dependents?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants;"3 million crack heads;"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,"2 million people in over 243 prisons;"Half of Mexico ; and "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. ============================================ … (4 comments)
nucazza: The Nine Things That Will Disappear in Our Lifetime
- 11/07/11 04:20 AM
Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we adapt to them. But, ready or not, here they come..... 1. The Post Office Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably no way to sustain it long term. Email, Fed Ex, and UPS have just about wiped out the minimum revenue needed to keep the post office alive. Most of your mail every day is junk mail and bills. 2. The Check Most banks are already laying the groundwork to do away with check … (11 comments)
nucazza: I have been in many places, but I have never been in Cahoots.
- 10/31/11 03:41 AM
I have been in many places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my family, friends and those where I have worked. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I am not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in … (10 comments)
nucazza: TEACHER ARRESTED BY TSA
- 10/26/11 07:08 AM
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of … (4 comments)
nucazza: My Favorite Wall Street Protestor Comment Yet!
- 10/26/11 02:51 AM
“It’s weird protesting on Bay Street. You get there at 9 a.m. and the rich bankers who you want to hurl insults at and change their worldview have been at work for two hours already. And then when it's time to go, they're still there. I guess that's why they call them the one per cent. I mean, who wants to work those kinds of hours? That's the power of greed.” – Jeremy, 38 … (7 comments)
nucazza: The Borowitz Report. The following is a letter released today by banking giant Goldman Sachs
- 10/24/11 04:18 AM
Dear Investor: Up until now, Goldman Sachs has been silent on the subject of the protest movement known as Occupy Wall Street. That does not mean, however, that it has not been very much on our minds. As thousands have gathered in Lower Manhatten passionately expressing their deep discontent with the status quo, we have taken note of these protests. And we have asked ourselves this question:
How can we make money off them? The answer is the newly launched Goldman Sachs Global Rage Fund, whose investment objective is to monetize the Occupy Wall Street protests as they spread … (2 comments)
nucazza: Just to make you smile, Italian Grandma's advice to her granddaughter..........
- 10/24/11 03:30 AM
A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: 'Sit ta here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna like-a dat, but no let him-a do dat. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna like-a dat too, but no let him-a do dat eeda. But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really like-a dat, but no a let-a him do dat for sure. Doing thata willa disgraza our family. With that bit of advice, the granddaughter … (6 comments)
nucazza: Home Buyers Working with Realtors Through Nucazza can save a lot of money
- 10/21/11 07:07 AM
As part of our roll-out of Nucazza, we're speaking to a number of Realtors about the program and how it benefits both of them and home buyers. One of the comments we often hear when we describe how Nucazza's affiliated Realtors can make money helping home buyers directly and can save home buyers thousands of dollars in closing costs is "but it's not the buyer who pays for the closing costs-it's the seller!" Home Buyers Working with Realtors Through Nucazza can save a lot of money! Technically, this is correct. But the reality is that the money changing hands … (0 comments)
nucazza: Nucazza, LLP Introduced New Real Estate Model Saves Home Buyers Money, Eliminates Risk and Wasted Time
- 10/20/11 04:48 AM
Nucazza, LLP, Horsham, PA’s leading real estate provider specializing in helping home buyers find and purchase new homes using real estate agreements that give them greater choice and transparency, has today announced it has now strategically aligned itself with several key banks and credit unions across the country with a view to bring the message of choice and transparency to banks customers. According to Glenn Freezman, President, CEO and Chief Evangelist, who made the announcement, they are now conducting webinars and seminars to co-branded lending institutions and bringing a message of positive choice that allows us to identify home buyers on … (0 comments)
nucazza: The Limo Driver
- 10/20/11 04:34 AM
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.' 'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing … (8 comments)
nucazza: If you've had success, Let me Share it for You!
- 10/19/11 06:15 AM
I have engaged PR Web to do daily press releases regarding Nucazza, Family Abstract and the Home Buying Evolution. I am inviting All Realtors that use the consulting or advocacy model, especially on the buyers side of the transaction as well as all ACRES to write a press release regarding anything that shows consulting is working, gaining traction, having successes, etc. These should be 450 words, minimum. I will place them on the PR WEB machine so we can all get some benefits. In the past the releases have been picked up by 60-100 media outlets and average 50,000 views. Your … (0 comments)
nucazza: A Man and his Dog... PS.... Look closely at the first picture, who do you see?
- 10/14/11 06:46 AM
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate … (3 comments)
nucazza: Who does my home buying negotiator really work for?
- 10/14/11 05:11 AM
Is Real Estate the only business model in Amercia or even the world that is set up to have the Negotiator that is hired by the buyer to be paid By the Negotiator for the seller? If we take down the "Chinese Walls" as defined by Investopedia as, The ethical barrier between different divisions of a financial (or other) institution to avoid conflict of interest. read more at... http://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/chinesewall.asp#ixzz1alvd3VG6 Does the Fiduciary responsibility of the agent go far enough to protect a Home buyer in 2011? … (4 comments)
Nucazza, aligns itself with banks and credit unions all over the country to bring the message of choice and transparency to the banks customers. Through Webinars, co-branding and a message of positive choice we can identify home buyers on behalf of the lending institution and give them all the tools to make an informed decision as to how they wish to buy a home and how they wish to pay for the services provided. Nucazza, LLP will pass all interested home buyers to our database of participating Realtors. We are a free service to the home buyers as well as all ACRE graduates. We are an ACRE industry partner in the education, effectuation and Rabble Rousing of the Alternatives to Commission.
While in my 25th year as a multi-state title insurance agent I am fulfilling a promise I made to myself just 3 days into my new career. "This industry is broken, I need to part of the change" Over my tenure, the companies I have been involved with, Family Abstract, Inc. et al has been involved in over 100,000 real estate transactions. The number one question that continually rose was regarding the commissions being paid to the Realtors(r) at closing. The buyers insisted it was their money that paid for the commissions since it was added to the sales price, the sellers believed it was their money because it was paid as part of the sales price and the "Gentlemen of Real Estate that began it all were smart enough to put it in the Agreement of Sale to protect their own ASSets. Question 1A was, what does 6% commission have anything to do with the value my agent brought me? How does one equate to the other? Why am I handing money to everyone? :(
Nucazza, LLP was created as a way of giving back for an incredibly rich life that I have gotten to enjoy thanks to the real estate industry. I see great changes coming in real estate all to the benefit of our children and our grandchildren. Both as buyers and sellers as well as for those that become a new "Evolutionary" Realtor all will enjoy the richness of life that will be associated with this profession.
My job is Chief Evangelist, You don't know me... But you will
What can we do RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD earn your business for Family Abstract Inc? 
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