HUMOR - COMES WITH A DISCLAIMER - 01/31/08 09:10 AM
***what you are about to read is intended to be humorous and not intended to offend anyone.  If you do not have a good sense of humor, please do not read any further.
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENUHello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.Please select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on theLine so we can trace your call.If you are … (6 comments)

HUMOR - A TEST FOR US OLDER KIDS - 01/23/08 08:42 PM
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into thesunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man?Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left thisbehind. What did he leave behind?________________.02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we allwatched them on The _______________ Show.03." Get your kicks, ___________________."04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have beenchanged___________________."05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced"under a stick that was lowered as low as we could … (5 comments)

MY NEW BABY BUMBLE BEE - 01/19/08 09:58 AM
Okay, I drove a top model Lexus for 3 years...went on to an S Type Jag for a year and a half, but am now the proud Mom of 40 MPG!!!!!  Check out this 6 on the floor little dynamo that buzzes down the streets like the other cars are standing still!
 

Aside from the phenominal gas mileage and great handling (and adorableness) once the license plates go vain and the door wraps are on...my marketing visibility should skyrocket!!!!
If you are not having fun...you aren't doing it right! 
 
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HUMOR - LOVE & MARRIAGE - 01/18/08 04:24 PM
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. 
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for … (7 comments)

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE ON A VACATION - HUMOR (I hope) - 01/12/08 05:02 PM
You are a Realtor. 
TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON VACATION WHEN!
10.  You are in the shower and do not hear phantom telephones ringing
9.    You stop wearing a watch, carrying the cell phone or setting an alarm clock
8.    You actually stop to look up at the stars;
7.    You did not bring the cell phone into the shower
6.    You are having a cocktail without being afraid a customer will call and catch you enjoying yourself
5.    You haven't blogged in a week, lost your standing... and don't care!
4.    You have lost your car keys...and don't care!
3.    You stop looking at rising gas … (14 comments)

260 BEVERLY ROAD, SOUTH HUNTINGTON, NY 11746 - 01/12/08 10:22 AM
BRING MOM!  Plenty of room for in-laws. 
BRING INCOME!  Legal Accessory Apartment.
BRING YOUR STRESS!  One Acre of Serenity.
Ease your cares and worries...destress and relax.  4 Bedroom 2.5 Bath Ranch with Full Finished Basement, 2-Car Garage and Driveway parking for 10 and permit for Legal Accessory Apartment.  All of this nestled on ONE FULL ACRE OF TREE'D SERENITY, SECLUSION AND PEACE!

New Kitchen, New Stainless Steel Appliances, New Bathroom, Hardwood Floors throughout, Two Large Deck/Porches (front and back), Fabulous Views from every window, Updates Galore!  $578,000.
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