***what you are about to read is intended to be humorous and not intended to offend anyone. If you do not have a good sense of humor, please do not read any further.MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENUHello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.Please select from the following options menu:I
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01/31/2008
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into thesunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man?Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left thisbehind. What did he leave behind?________________.02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964
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01/23/2008
Okay, I drove a top model Lexus for 3 years...went on to an S Type Jag for a year and a half, but am now the proud Mom of 40 MPG!!!!! Check out this 6 on the floor little dynamo that buzzes down the streets like the other cars are standing still! Aside from the phenominal gas mileage and great
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01/19/2008
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper b
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01/18/2008
You are a Realtor. TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON VACATION WHEN!10. You are in the shower and do not hear phantom telephones ringing9. You stop wearing a watch, carrying the cell phone or setting an alarm clock8. You actually stop to look up at the stars;7. You did not bring the cel
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01/12/2008
BRING MOM! Plenty of room for in-laws. BRING INCOME! Legal Accessory Apartment.BRING YOUR STRESS! One Acre of Serenity.Ease your cares and worries...destress and relax. 4 Bedroom 2.5 Bath Ranch with Full Finished Basement, 2-Car Garage and Driveway parking for 10 and permit for Legal Accesso
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01/12/2008