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HUMOR - ON PARENTING - 02/21/08 01:38 PM
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter:Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion
        ... Dad
        ... she's pregnant.Stacy said that … (6 comments)

HUMOR - SENIOR SEX - 02/18/08 08:25 AM
A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.  The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"  Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"  The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an   elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees..  When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely   nothing wrong  with the way you have intercourse."  He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye.  The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.  The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.  This … (16 comments)

HUMOR - FOR CAT FOLKS ONLY - 02/15/08 11:09 AM
A friend shared this with me today:
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.  You don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party.  We turned on a night light, turned the answering Machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.  We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.  The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.  We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she … (10 comments)

HUMOR - TEA PARTY - 02/11/08 09:18 AM
A friend was kind enough to send me this story today...thought I'd share it with you all:
 One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.  Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother … (4 comments)

WISDOM - 02/04/08 02:06 PM
I have never really been a "groupie" or an oggling fan; however, have always had a deep seated admiration for Audrey Hepburn...she carried herself with such unspoken dignity.
I received this poem in email today and it has been attributed to her; the sentiment makes me want to believe it is true...
Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked toshare her 'beauty tips.'          It was read at her funeral years later.
      For attractive lips, speak words of kindness... 
      For lovely eyes , seek out the good in people.        For a slim figure … (6 comments)

HUMOR - CONTRACT UNION - 02/04/08 06:55 AM
This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Sol Epstein, who owns a couple of Toyota and Lexus dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Lexus every year and his wife with a Toyota Sienna to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.
Sam Goldstein, a … (9 comments)

HUMOR - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - 02/03/08 10:18 AM
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