HUMOR - INTENDED TO OFFEND 4 NATIONALITIES & A POLITICIAN - 03/26/08 06:27 PM
Looking for Work        A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'      A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'        A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for … (6 comments)

WISDOM OF CHILDREN - ON LOVE - 03/25/08 10:00 PM
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of to 8 year-olds,
'What does love mean?'
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'Rebecca- age 8
'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'Billy - age 4
'Love is when a girl puts on perfume … (0 comments)

HUMOR - WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN - 03/25/08 05:56 PM
 Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to … (7 comments)

HUMOR - FISHING FOR A GOOD LAUGH - 03/10/08 06:04 PM
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could … (7 comments)

HUMOR WITH AN EDUCATIONAL TWIST = HORSES ASS! - 03/02/08 05:54 PM
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US railroadsWhy did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.Why did the wagons … (6 comments)

 
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