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gail gladstone: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE - Holiday Acceptance - 12/14/08 07:10 PM
I was not an official member of the "certified" relo team in my company. My branch manager was on vacation. "Joan," an office-mate agent was given the responsibility as serving as substitute Mama while our manager was on vacation.
Joan called to give me a relo that happened to be close to my home. I visited the couple (over 82) who were both survivors of the holocaust. Sadly enough, they had voluntarily encased their home property (an enchanted ½ acre) in barbed wire.
They were delightful. He had lost 75% use of his right arm/hand from experiments in Auschwitz, but … (11 comments)
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gail gladstone: 11 VINCENT STREET, ROCKVILLE CENTRE, NY - VICTORIAN RENTAL - 12/01/08 07:24 AM
Life can be sweet, especially when you can grab a train and be in NYC in 35 minutes! There is a direct non-stop express train moments from this Exquisite Victorian Townhouse that begins on the 2nd floor.
Private Entry, Original Hardwood Floors, Kitchen and Baths totally updated...crown molding, ceramic tile, new appliances, tons of storage, ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED even 1 DVR, All Gold Package Movies AND HiSpeed Internet!
Do you love this Granny Porch?
You even get GARAGE Parking!
Add all the above with a fantastic school District, Rockville Centre, on the corner of a Cul-de-Sac. Rent … (0 comments)
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gail gladstone: DON'T MESS WITH A WOMAN! - HUMOR & WISDOM - 11/27/08 08:10 AM
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
•· If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
•· If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
•· If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
•· If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
•· She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
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gail gladstone: US QUALIFICATIONS FOR PRESIDENCY - BLONDE HUMOR - 11/01/08 08:05 AM
Shared by a gentleman who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School. They were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . They are pretty simple:
The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age. One girl in the class immediately started complaining about how unfair the requirement to be a natural born citizen was.
In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The teacher and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating … (10 comments)
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gail gladstone: NO SMILEY FACES HERE! - 10/31/08 08:30 AM
True Friendship -- None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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gail gladstone: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? IT WAS POLITICAL HUMOR! - 10/20/08 10:54 PM
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN McCAIN: My friends, That chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. And by the way, I'd like to tell you a little story about the chicken, many years ago that chicken was a prisoner of war... HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experie nce ma kes me uniquely qualified to ensure … (7 comments)
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gail gladstone: What else? POLITICS!!!! & HUMOR - 10/17/08 07:56 PM
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose … (7 comments)
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gail gladstone: POLITICS 101 - EVEN I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS! HUMOR - 10/15/08 04:49 PM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, l et me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government..
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that … (11 comments)
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gail gladstone: A HUMOROUS START TO THE NEW YEAR - 10/02/08 04:14 AM
Wishing you all a very Happy, Healthy, and prosporous year ahead! Lashana Tova!
On the morning of Rosh Hashana as the congregation was filing into the sanctuary, Rabbi Feldman noticed little Max standing in the foyer of the synagogue staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names, with small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the Rabbi walked up,stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Boker tov, Max. ''Boker tov, Rabbi Feldman,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Rabbi Feldman, … (8 comments)
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gail gladstone: SAFEST HIGH PAYING INVESTMENT FOR YOUR DOLLARS - HUMOR - 10/02/08 04:08 AM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is … (4 comments)
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gail gladstone: BAY SHORE NY, PINE AIRE DRIVE - COMMERCIAL - PUBLIC STORAGE - 09/27/08 04:31 PM
I have a shy 2 Acres available on Pine Aire Drive in Bay Shore, NY that has been down zoned from residential to INDUSTRIAL 1.
This property has already received approval for a PUBLIC SELF STORAGE Facility and is waiting to be developed and sold or developed and operated.
There are over 26,000 square feet of self-storage space approved. The location has its own exit from the Sagtikos Expressway and runs along side the Long Island Railroad.
HIGH TRAFFIC LOCATION - PERFECT FOR PUBLIC STORAGE FACILITY - 4 BUILDINGS APPROVED
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gail gladstone: I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU! - HUMOR - 09/27/08 03:29 PM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner … (12 comments)
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gail gladstone: CAN TIDE KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL? - 09/23/08 08:42 PM
Dear TIDE ,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed … (11 comments)
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gail gladstone: IRS HUMOR...IF ANYTHING ABOUT THE IRS CAN BE FUNNY - 09/20/08 03:22 PM
IRS Tax Auditor at the synagogue At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? … (9 comments)
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gail gladstone: NAR STARTS COMMERCIAL DATABASE - 09/12/08 05:56 PM
For any of you who are not aware, NAR has started a commercial database. Get on there now; the accounts are free. Start listing your properties for incredible visibility.
The only unfortunate part of the this amazing website is that it does not include businesses for sale. As the owner/broker of Long Island Business Brokerage, Inc. (LIBBI), I am truly disappointed.
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gail gladstone: NOT ONE COMMENT? ARE YOU KIDDING? DO ELEPHANTS REALLY REMEMBER? A TOUCHING STORY - 09/11/08 08:34 PM
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University ...
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with … (6 comments)
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gail gladstone: HYSTERICALLY FUNNY - A MUST READ! - 08/27/08 11:36 PM
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want … (10 comments)
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gail gladstone: 6 TALON WAY, DIX HILLS, NY - CONTEMPORARY ELEGANCE for $848,800 - 08/21/08 08:56 PM
Imagine coming home to this! I'm not normally one for Contemporary Homes, but this lovely structure exudes warmth. The Open Floor Plan is very much in line with Feng Shue principles. The Master Bath is the size of most bedrooms with double sinks, separate shower, platformed Jacuzzi and separate toilet and bidet.
There is a first floor bedroom and full bath with glass sliders to the Tri-Level Deck and Hot Tub.
Need storage space? How about a walk in attack?
The second story Bridge separates Double Door Entry Master Suite from the Family Bedrooms in the North Wing.
This Magnificent Home … (6 comments)
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gail gladstone: BETCHA' DIDN'T KNOW THIS - 08/21/08 05:57 PM
ALABAMA ... Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968. ALASKA ... One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license. ARIZONA ... Is the only state in the continental U.S. that doesn't follow Daylight Savings Time.ARKANSAS ... Has the only active diamond mine in the U.S.CALIFORNIA ... Its economy is so large that if it were a country, it would rank seventh in the entire world.COLORADO ... In 1976 it became the only state to turn down the Olympics.CONNECTICUT ... The Frisbee was invented here at Yale University.DELAWARE ... Has more scientists and engineers than any other … (7 comments)
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gail gladstone: NEW FORM OF FRAUD - ACAI BERRY - FREE SAMPLES - 08/14/08 08:22 PM
My mother always taught me to try to learn from someone else's mistakes and stop reinventing the wheel.
We are all being deluged with emails about the Acai berry and these free samples - just pay postage. Okay, one dummy, step up to plate.
Naive and trusting, I ordered my one week free sample for $3.99 hoping to see a wonderful difference in my life and go on to a lifetime supply of this fountain of youth and health.
I took the week's supply...felt no different...and said "oh well...I've done worse things with $3.99."
I know you're waiting for the other … (4 comments)
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Gail Gladstone
Huntington,
NY
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Gladstone Group & Long Island Business Brokerage
Address: 191 Manor Road, Huntington, NY, 11743
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