gail gladstone: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE - Holiday Acceptance - 12/14/08 07:10 PM
I was not an official member of the "certified" relo team in my company. My branch manager was on vacation. "Joan," an office-mate agent was given the responsibility as serving as substitute Mama while our manager was on vacation.
Joan called to give me a relo that happened to be close … (11 comments)
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gail gladstone: 11 VINCENT STREET, ROCKVILLE CENTRE, NY - VICTORIAN RENTAL - 12/01/08 07:24 AM
Life can be sweet, especially when you can grab a train and be in NYC in 35 minutes! There is a direct non-stop express train moments from this Exquisite Victorian Townhouse that begins on the 2nd floor.
Private Entry, Original Hardwood Floors, Kitchen and Baths totally updated...crown molding, ceramic tile, … (0 comments)
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gail gladstone: DON'T MESS WITH A WOMAN! - HUMOR & WISDOM - 11/27/08 08:10 AM
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
•· If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
•· If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
•· If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
•· If you give … (2 comments)
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gail gladstone: US QUALIFICATIONS FOR PRESIDENCY - BLONDE HUMOR - 11/01/08 08:05 AM
Shared by a gentleman who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School. They were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . They are pretty simple:
The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age. One girl in the class immediately started complaining about how unfair … (10 comments)
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gail gladstone: NO SMILEY FACES HERE! - 10/31/08 08:30 AM
True Friendship -- None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this … (13 comments)
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gail gladstone: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? IT WAS POLITICAL HUMOR! - 10/20/08 10:54 PM
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN McCAIN: My friends, That chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. And by … (7 comments)
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gail gladstone: What else? POLITICS!!!! & HUMOR - 10/17/08 07:56 PM
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around … (7 comments)
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gail gladstone: POLITICS 101 - EVEN I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS! HUMOR - 10/15/08 04:49 PM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, l et me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call … (11 comments)
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gail gladstone: A HUMOROUS START TO THE NEW YEAR - 10/02/08 04:14 AM
Wishing you all a very Happy, Healthy, and prosporous year ahead! Lashana Tova!
On the morning of Rosh Hashana as the congregation was filing into the sanctuary, Rabbi Feldman noticed little Max standing in the foyer of the synagogue staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names, … (8 comments)
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gail gladstone: SAFEST HIGH PAYING INVESTMENT FOR YOUR DOLLARS - HUMOR - 10/02/08 04:08 AM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 … (4 comments)
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gail gladstone: BAY SHORE NY, PINE AIRE DRIVE - COMMERCIAL - PUBLIC STORAGE - 09/27/08 04:31 PM
I have a shy 2 Acres available on Pine Aire Drive in Bay Shore, NY that has been down zoned from residential to INDUSTRIAL 1.
This property has already received approval for a PUBLIC SELF STORAGE Facility and is waiting to be developed and sold or developed and operated.
There are … (1 comments)
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gail gladstone: I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU! - HUMOR - 09/27/08 03:29 PM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward … (12 comments)
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gail gladstone: CAN TIDE KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL? - 09/23/08 08:42 PM
Dear TIDE ,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
About a month ago, I spilled some … (11 comments)
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gail gladstone: IRS HUMOR...IF ANYTHING ABOUT THE IRS CAN BE FUNNY - 09/20/08 03:22 PM
IRS Tax Auditor at the synagogue At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the … (9 comments)
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gail gladstone: NAR STARTS COMMERCIAL DATABASE - 09/12/08 05:56 PM
For any of you who are not aware, NAR has started a commercial database. Get on there now; the accounts are free. Start listing your properties for incredible visibility.
The only unfortunate part of the this amazing website is that it does not include businesses for sale. As the owner/broker of … (4 comments)
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gail gladstone: NOT ONE COMMENT? ARE YOU KIDDING? DO ELEPHANTS REALLY REMEMBER? A TOUCHING STORY - 09/11/08 08:34 PM
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University ...
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one … (6 comments)
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gail gladstone: HYSTERICALLY FUNNY - A MUST READ! - 08/27/08 11:36 PM
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm … (10 comments)
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gail gladstone: 6 TALON WAY, DIX HILLS, NY - CONTEMPORARY ELEGANCE for $848,800 - 08/21/08 08:56 PM
Imagine coming home to this! I'm not normally one for Contemporary Homes, but this lovely structure exudes warmth. The Open Floor Plan is very much in line with Feng Shue principles. The Master Bath is the size of most bedrooms with double sinks, separate shower, platformed Jacuzzi and separate toilet and … (6 comments)
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gail gladstone: BETCHA' DIDN'T KNOW THIS - 08/21/08 05:57 PM
ALABAMA ... Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968. ALASKA ... One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license. ARIZONA ... Is the only state in the continental U.S. that doesn't follow Daylight Savings Time.ARKANSAS ... Has the only active diamond mine in the U.S.CALIFORNIA ... … (7 comments)
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gail gladstone: NEW FORM OF FRAUD - ACAI BERRY - FREE SAMPLES - 08/14/08 08:22 PM
My mother always taught me to try to learn from someone else's mistakes and stop reinventing the wheel.
We are all being deluged with emails about the Acai berry and these free samples - just pay postage. Okay, one dummy, step up to plate.
Naive and trusting, I ordered my one … (4 comments)
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