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long island business brokerage: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE - Holiday Acceptance - 12/14/08 07:10 PM
I was not an official member of the "certified" relo team in my company. My branch manager was on vacation. "Joan," an office-mate agent was given the responsibility as serving as substitute Mama while our manager was on vacation.
Joan called to give me a relo that happened to be close to my home. I visited the couple (over 82) who were both survivors of the holocaust. Sadly enough, they had voluntarily encased their home property (an enchanted ½ acre) in barbed wire.
They were delightful. He had lost 75% use of his right arm/hand from experiments in Auschwitz, but … (11 comments)
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long island business brokerage: DON'T MESS WITH A WOMAN! - HUMOR & WISDOM - 11/27/08 08:10 AM
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
•· If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
•· If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
•· If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
•· If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
•· She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
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long island business brokerage: US QUALIFICATIONS FOR PRESIDENCY - BLONDE HUMOR - 11/01/08 08:05 AM
Shared by a gentleman who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School. They were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . They are pretty simple:
The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age. One girl in the class immediately started complaining about how unfair the requirement to be a natural born citizen was.
In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The teacher and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating … (10 comments)
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long island business brokerage: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? IT WAS POLITICAL HUMOR! - 10/20/08 10:54 PM
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN McCAIN: My friends, That chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. And by the way, I'd like to tell you a little story about the chicken, many years ago that chicken was a prisoner of war... HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experie nce ma kes me uniquely qualified to ensure … (7 comments)
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long island business brokerage: SAFEST HIGH PAYING INVESTMENT FOR YOUR DOLLARS - HUMOR - 10/02/08 04:08 AM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is … (4 comments)
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long island business brokerage: I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU! - HUMOR - 09/27/08 03:29 PM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner … (12 comments)
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long island business brokerage: CAN TIDE KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL? - 09/23/08 08:42 PM
Dear TIDE ,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed … (11 comments)
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long island business brokerage: IRS HUMOR...IF ANYTHING ABOUT THE IRS CAN BE FUNNY - 09/20/08 03:22 PM
IRS Tax Auditor at the synagogue At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? … (9 comments)
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long island business brokerage: NAR STARTS COMMERCIAL DATABASE - 09/12/08 05:56 PM
For any of you who are not aware, NAR has started a commercial database. Get on there now; the accounts are free. Start listing your properties for incredible visibility.
The only unfortunate part of the this amazing website is that it does not include businesses for sale. As the owner/broker of Long Island Business Brokerage, Inc. (LIBBI), I am truly disappointed.
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long island business brokerage: 6 TALON WAY, DIX HILLS, NY - CONTEMPORARY ELEGANCE for $848,800 - 08/21/08 08:56 PM
Imagine coming home to this! I'm not normally one for Contemporary Homes, but this lovely structure exudes warmth. The Open Floor Plan is very much in line with Feng Shue principles. The Master Bath is the size of most bedrooms with double sinks, separate shower, platformed Jacuzzi and separate toilet and bidet.
There is a first floor bedroom and full bath with glass sliders to the Tri-Level Deck and Hot Tub.
Need storage space? How about a walk in attack?
The second story Bridge separates Double Door Entry Master Suite from the Family Bedrooms in the North Wing.
This Magnificent Home … (6 comments)
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long island business brokerage: NEW FORM OF FRAUD - ACAI BERRY - FREE SAMPLES - 08/14/08 08:22 PM
My mother always taught me to try to learn from someone else's mistakes and stop reinventing the wheel.
We are all being deluged with emails about the Acai berry and these free samples - just pay postage. Okay, one dummy, step up to plate.
Naive and trusting, I ordered my one week free sample for $3.99 hoping to see a wonderful difference in my life and go on to a lifetime supply of this fountain of youth and health.
I took the week's supply...felt no different...and said "oh well...I've done worse things with $3.99."
I know you're waiting for the other … (4 comments)
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long island business brokerage: GIVE ME MORE DRUGS! - 04/04/08 11:37 AM
DIFFERENT DRUG PROBLEM:
The following letter has appeared on the Internet and was view by many readers. Many felt it would be appropriate for the readers of the Avoyelles Parish (where it was reprinted):
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question; "Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"
I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to … (10 comments)
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Gail Gladstone
Huntington,
NY
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Gladstone Group & Long Island Business Brokerage
Address: 191 Manor Road, Huntington, NY, 11743
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