"Head in Shower" - Halloween comes to the MLS? - 10/31/11 07:45 PM

Fall has arrived and leaves are falling off the trees, my friends. These real estate bloopers indicate that a lot of nuts have fallen off as well. Here’s some autumn color for you:
Amenities You Can Live Without “Nothing speared” (I suppose that’s a good selling point…if you’re a tuna.)
“New plow price” (That’s nice if you’re into tractor pulls.)
“Privates purchase” (That’s against the law… unless you’re a member of Congress of course.)
“Windsor village ppl home” (Windsor? I think the Village People live in West Hollywood – hence all the sequined shoes!)
‘Built-in girl” (You must be referring to Chaz … (22 comments)

"Seasonal creep" - More MLS Oddities! - 10/15/11 03:07 PM
  Hi Friends, I'm traveling this week, so I decided to re-post some of my favorite bloopers: How About These Marketing Strategies! Kids Play Rum (And agent apparently drinks it.) Main house and carnage house. ( Proudly offered by Tony Soprano.) Home made hiney rolls served (Do I get wipes with that?) Club foot tub (How do you get those special orthopedic shoes on the feet?) Sheik contemporary (He drives a hybrid camel.) New pole in back yard for outdoor fun (Must be the Bunny Ranch.) Bring your fuzziest clients (You must be referring to my hairy ex mother-in-law.) Beautiful sanitarium for sunny … (35 comments)

"Steaks mark line" - Where's the Beef? (MLS Blunders) - 10/07/11 11:56 AM
 
Well, you can tell it's getting close to Halloween - there was a freak show on the MLS this week.  From green pudding to fat pads, there was some serious weirdness going on! Thanks to Sandra Matthewson for her great contribution. Remember, friends, “Those who are sage proofread a page.”
It’s Party Time! "Haunch served" (Do I get Chianti and fava beans with that?)
“Need proof of funs” (How ‘bout a party hat and a martini shaker?)
“House numbers on grass” (I suspect the agent is on grass, too.)
“Water hater – needs replacement” (Personally, I like to replace my … (30 comments)

 
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