"EZ shoe" - Foot-in-Mouth Disease on the MLS - 08/30/12 10:26 PM

It’s Friday, and the Blooper Scooper is back with some of the best bloopers ever! Auto-fill and Siri (on iPhones) keeps providing me with hilarious material. Check out these gaffes – all of which are indications that spelling and proof reading are lost arts:
Showing ‘n Blowing “EZ shoe” (Ed Sullivan announcing La-z-Boy’s new line of recliners for the feet.)
“Show cod” (Is that really a cod or are you just happy to see me?)
“Snow cold” (Said Nanook of the North when asked about his stiff cod.)
Speaking or Tweaking? “Drawing for PC, keybroad and moose” (It seems Bullwinkle has … (42 comments)

"Corral, good burn" - Goin' Up in Smoke on the MLS - 08/24/12 01:11 AM

There’s been a lot of butane in the air this summer, friends, and it seems some people have sucked in a bit too much. As evidenced by these dizzy comments and MLS bloopers, hamburgers aren’t the only things that have been fried:
It’s Miller Time "Corral, good burn" (Proudly offered by Pyromaniac Realty - "We'll match anything out there.")
“Old gas hater” (Yeah, it’s worse after it ripens for three days.)
“Nearly perfecy” (Your judgment appears to be as reliable as the judgment of John Edwards.)
“Thill your buyers” (I'm surprised you “thill” have a “theller.”)
“This dog has potential” (Your delivery doctor’s remark … (35 comments)

"Sea hair" - Are You Drowning Your Listings With MLS Bloopers? - 08/17/12 10:54 AM

Are your listing remarks off by a hair, friends? Hopefully you are not one of this week's blooper culprits, but you, too, may have spotted a lot of very funny mistakes in the MLS listing remarks, as I did. Is summer responsible for our laziness, or is it the afternoon keggers? You decide:
Really??? “Sushi screens for privacy” (How do you get the tuna to hold on?)
“Big turkey house” (Big turkey agent.)
“Traveling floors” (Apparently they took your IQ with them.)
“Surrounded by granary” (Talk about sowing your wild oats!)
“Work off the itches in the home gym” (Perhaps a strong ointment would be … (43 comments)

"State of the ark" - Shipwrecked by Your Own MLS Bloopers? - 08/10/12 12:13 AM

It’s Blooper Day – welcome back, friends. Have you ever wondered what some of the wacky MLS descriptions mean? Well, when you see the nonsensical remarks some agents have typed into the MLS without spell checking, you might spit out your coffee - so be forewarned. As always, thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for her quick eye… and even quicker wit.
Ya think? “Clean limes throughout” – (I love the smell of tequila shooters in the morning...)
“Don’t wait too must list” (Said Bubba to his reflection in the commode when he heard “Last call.”)
“Open hose with cheese and wine” (Sign in … (81 comments)

“Push crapet!” Trying To Push Crappola Uphill With MLS Bloopers? - 08/02/12 10:44 PM

It’s Blooper Friday! Heat really does affect the brain, my friends. Check out these bloopers if you want to know how a brain looks when sun-baked and enebriated. Thanks to Coldwell Banker colleague Michael Jacobs of Pasadena, and Jane Peters of Los Angeles for some truly hilarious finds.
Synapse Lapse “Come see beaulort” (Bueller? Bueller?)
“Garden w/ decomposition” (It seems the skeletons are out of the closet…and into the yard.)
“New rat just added to drive” (New roadkill just added to tire.)
“Please don’t disturd” ('Disturd'??? That's one more listing that just went into the crapper.)
“Must have food FICOs” (Hooray - a chance … (47 comments)

 
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