joke: LOL FRIDAYS - Political Humor - 10/30/09 04:08 PM
I know you have been waiting for a joke blog from me for some time Mirela... here's a little something that's sure to offend someone...
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."
So, McCain takes his seat and then … (6 comments)

joke: Funny Terminology That Should Exist (LOL Fridays): - 09/04/09 04:39 PM
Here are 10 useful words/terms which don't currently exist in the English language...maybe they should:
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus): Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun): Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to opening the other side.
DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt'): To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming that this will somehow "remove" all of the germs.
ELBONICS (el bon'iks): The actions of two people maneouvering for one armrest in … (9 comments)

joke: LOL Friday: Simple Humour - 07/17/09 03:01 PM
I saw this one and couldn't help laughing (sometimes the simple ones are the best):
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar !"Duck says: "Got any nails?"Barman says: "No"Duck says: "Got any bread?
… (7 comments)

 
Owens_scott_-_card_picture2

Scott Owens - REALTOR®

Halifax, NS

More about me…

Royal LePage Atlantic

Address: 36 BrookShire Court, Ste 200, Bedford, NS, B4A 4E9

Cell Phone: (902) 403-0103

Email Me



Links

Archives

RSS 2.0 Feed for this blog

Find NS real estate agents and Halifax real estate on ActiveRain.