funny: Full Moon at Halloween - 10/25/09 04:23 PM

I've blocked out any possible offensiveness for those readers with a more delicate nature and sensibility. But, for the more adventurous of you (and I KNOW there are a few), click on the photo to see the full "uncensored" version, if you dare! You've been warned!
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funny: You Know it's Hot When... - 10/16/09 06:18 AM
As a tribute to my Lake Havasu family and since there's been alot of chatter about the weather amongst my Facebook friends today, I thought I would present: You know it's hot when...
1. You have to bring your CDs into the house with you because they will melt if left in the car.
2. You need to use oven mitts to buckle your seatbelt and drive the car because the steering wheel and stick shift feel like you're taking a roast out of the oven.
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funny: Wordless Wednesday: Devoted Husband - 10/14/09 09:10 AM
This would be funnier if it didn't hit so close to home! (LOL...tear)

I'm thinking this husband needs to read Ralph's glowing tribute to the fairer sex.  What do you think?
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funny: It's National One Hit Wonder Day, Y'All! - 09/25/09 03:36 AM
It's National One Hit Wonder Day, y'all!  There have been so many fun ones over the years that I love to visit from time to time.  But, on the way to school this morning, my son and I were singing along to the following song.  We even had choreography to go with it.  We're geeks.  Deal with it!

I know you got up and danced to it, too. Or you sat in your seat bopping along to the music. It's OK. I won't tell anyone!  What's your favorite one-hit wonder (whether it's your favorite because it's SO GOOD or because … (32 comments)

funny: National Holy Cow You're Hot Day - 09/10/09 03:22 AM
Today is National Holy Cow...You're Hot Day!  Make sure you tell someone "Holy Cow!  You're Hot!" today.  But, don't worry about telling me.  I have already heard that SO MUCH today.  It's starting to get embarrassing.

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funny: A Peanut Butter and Jelly Childhood - 09/07/09 04:56 PM
Reading Ana Hitzel's blog post: Peanut Butter and Jelly, reminded me of when I was a kid.  When I was 10 years old, my parents divorced.  My mother decided to move all five of us kids (with me as the oldest and my 2-year-old brother being the youngest) to Salt Lake City, UT.  Apparently, as a Mormon, that is where you naturally gravitate after your marriage dissolves.  We had not family or friends that lived there, but that's where we moved.  (I don't know the reasoning behind it.  It just made sense at the time, I guess.)
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funny: The Absolute FUNNIEST WEBSITE...EVER! - 09/05/09 12:25 PM
I have found the absolute funniest website EVER!  If you want a good laugh, a laugh so hard it makes you cry kind of laugh, you absolutely HAVE to go to the following website:

I now know that I simply MUST bring my iPhone with me, fully charged, every time I go into WalMart.  If you can't find anything to laugh at on this site, you have absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR!  Each page is a gift, I tell you.  Bookmark this site and come back often for the latest and greatest People of Walmart.  Please, please, PLEASE visit the … (84 comments)

funny: LOL Friday: Where to Live After Retirement - 09/04/09 01:47 AM
No matter which of these regions you live you, I'm sure you can relate:
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.5. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and … (24 comments)

funny: Final Random Ramblings - 08/29/09 05:55 PM
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.  What do you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the phone and run away?! - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.  What a waste! - When I meet a new guy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.  - Why is a school zone 20 mph?  That … (8 comments)

funny: Even More Random Ramblings - 08/29/09 05:51 PM
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.  However, it always makes me laugh when I hear that, at 108 years old, the person died of either natural causes or respiratory failure.  Isn't that kind of a given? - I find it hard to believe that there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. - Shirts get dirty.  Underwear gets dirty.  Pants?  Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.  Of course, if you ask my husband, underwear actually has two wearable sides: inside and outside. - I … (7 comments)

funny: More Random Ramblings - 08/28/09 07:14 AM
Random Ramblings continued:
- Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the___was going on when I first saw it. - I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people.  I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. - How the hell … (11 comments)

funny: LOL Friday: Gotta Love the Drunks - 08/28/09 06:43 AM
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"  He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you … (64 comments)

funny: Random Ramblings - 08/28/09 04:27 AM
I received these Random Thoughts in my email and laughed so hard, I had to pass them along:
- I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. - More often than not, when someone is telling me a story, all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have … (2 comments)

funny: Chocolate Math: Mmm-mmm Good! - 08/13/09 05:57 PM
I'm not sure how this works or why, but it really does!  Give it a try for yourself.
Don't tell me your age (you'd probably lie anyway).  Remember, the Hershey Man will know.
Don't cheat by scrolling down first either!  It only takes a couple of minutes.  Work this out as you read.  Use a piece of paper if you have to.  Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out.  This is too fun to cheat!  I promise.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more … (13 comments)

funny: LOL Friday: Women Are Like Phones - 08/07/09 03:03 AM

Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.But, push the wrong button and you'll get disconnected!
Be careful how you handle your women, boys.  Happy Friday, everyone!
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funny: Monday .... It ain't just for kids, ya know! - 07/06/09 01:56 AM
 
The world needs more things to laugh about and Carol Smith has provided some belly laughs here!Heather Chavez - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around!
 
 
OK - it's early, I'm exhausted and ... it's Monday.  What better way to start the day than with a chuckle. 
No ----- not a chuckle .... and out and out belly laugh.
Watch this video and if you don't crack a smile, at minimum, then make your first stop the doctor's office ... because something's wrong.
Enjoy!
 
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funny: LOL Friday: The Ticket - 06/19/09 02:15 AM
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed.  He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.  Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but (again) the camera flashed.  He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past  the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.  He tried a fourth time with the same result.  The fifth time, he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a … (29 comments)

funny: LOL Friday: Advice for Women - 06/12/09 02:19 AM
Some good, solid advice to pass along to your mom, daughter, granddaughter, niece, aunt, girlfriend or any woman passing by on the street.  They'll thank you for it later!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can … (32 comments)

funny: 'Tis the Season to BBQ - 05/05/09 01:02 PM
If your house is anything like mine, BBQ cooking is left to the "menfolk", namely, my husband.  There are certain rules and guidelines that govern men's cooking from women's cooking.  This is what consists of men's cooking (i.e., BBQ):
(1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory … (28 comments)

funny: WORDLESS WEDNESDAY: A Look Forward - 04/29/09 09:44 AM

BECAUSE I CAN NEVER ACTUALLY BE "WORDLESS": My son's Winnie-the-Pooh is just looking at what lies ahead.  Pooh's been with us since my son was four years old.  He goes just about everywhere we do.  When my son lost his Boppy, Pooh is the one that took his place.  If you tell him I shared this photo with you, I will deny it!
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