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lol friday: lol Friday : Murder at Walmart - 05/21/10 11:02 AM
MURDER AT WAL-MART... Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on … (22 comments)
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lol friday: Friday Funnies :The Old Lady's Christmas Letter - 12/10/09 11:39 PM
Christmas Letter There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky and writing to God with an actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse.
It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited … (28 comments)
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lol friday: FRIDAY FUNNIES :A SHORT BUT POINANT LOVE STORY - 12/03/09 11:09 PM
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she … (21 comments)
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