Steven Turetsky's (hi54) Blog

A beautiful Woman was in the VIP lounge enroute to Seattle.  She was waiting to meet a very important, though tardy, client  who would fly to Seattle with her. While in the lounge, She noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. She approached Mr. Gates and introduced hersel...

The Game WardenA hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license...

The "Stella Awards" are named after the 81-year-old woman, Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and success-fully sued McDonald's in New Mexico for 2.9 million dollars. Ever since, the name "Stella Award" has been applied to any wild, outrageous, or ridiculous lawsuits - including bo...

While looking for some picture and jokes to post in a group that I started... for the sole purpose of posting "funnies", I came across this one. I felt that this one definately belongs in this group, so here it is.The name of the roup is; Laughter is the Best Medicine. Go check it out and PLEASE ...

Ok, I'm looking through some "funnies" that I'd like to post in order to get this group going. I came across some pictures that I thought maight be amusing. If anyone has anything they would like to share, please do.i want to that my brother for sending me these. He is a fountain of jokes and lau...

I really enjoy posting jokes and funny stories, and the guys in my favorite groups usually tolerate me going off subject. Anyway, I've started a new group, for the sole purpose of posting these little tidbits of laughter. Please stop by, join in the fun, contribute.Laughter is The Best MedicineTh...

Happy Birthday Bob.We all love you. I wanted to get you a gift... Something really expensive, but had no idea what to get a man that already has everything. Anyway, I did the next best thing, I bought myself something instead. I want you to know, it gave me a great deal of pleasure.So, here I was...

How Important is Proper Flashing?Well, we all know the answer to that question. I came upon this video while researching EIFS and moisture analysis. I thought it was interesting and am happy to share it. Grab some popcorn and turn down the lights. Sit back and enjoy the show.Invasive inspection -...

Some client's of mine just purchased a "repo", two bedroom condo to flip. The people that lived there before were very dirty, and had 4 dogs. The carpet and all furnishings have been removed, but there is still a very strong stink. They have been spraying deodorizer, but it doesn't help.I was thi...

This is a message to a client that I recently did and inspection for. I'm wondering if it was wrong for me to advise her to negotiate the price of the house, or if some of my other comments were out of order.She and her family are regular clients of mine and she has referred work to me. I do not ...