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atlanta home inspectors humor: A/C Units walking off in the middle of the night? Not at this Atlanta Home Inspection. - 05/23/11 02:33 PM
http://www.ihihomeinspections.com Not sure if this is a precaution to keep them from "walking off at night" or a mistake! However, it is apparent that the only way to remove these particular A/C units is to bust them out with a sledgehammer. Even if you are in an area that is known for various items walking off this probably was not the best solution. If there is any problem with the units, they cannot be removed or easily fixed.
If you want a thorough home inspector on your side when you're buying a home,that will provide a thorough computerized home inspection … (5 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: So you thought you had a bad day? - 01/06/09 10:44 AM
Okay, it's a brand New Year and maybe last year wasn't the best but I bet it beats the below video. I watched this and thought to myself "I don't think my day even begins to compare" Hope you enjoy the video, because "Laughter is the best Medicine" for what ever ails you.
We have started a section on our main website IHIHomeInspections.com titled "Laughter is the best medicine" if you ever need a daily dose just head on over to get yours.
David Lelak, an Atlanta Home Inspector and owner of IHI Home Inspections serves Canton, Alpharetta, Roswell, … (18 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people. - 09/30/08 07:58 PM
I recieved this today and the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to share it with all you wonderful people here at Active Rain. I have been tied up lately (working - Thank you Jesus!) and unable to write on here much. But I have been able to glean such wonderful and helpful information on here. Thank you to all.
Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had … (13 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument - let me know what you think - 09/09/08 08:23 PM
Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument
Most of America 's populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.' One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc. Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together.
I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in … (35 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Breana Lelak (C.E.O. in training) for the Atlanta Home inspector - 09/02/08 07:17 PM
Hello there, Breana Lelak here (C.E.O. in training) I am helping my dad with the "candy houses today." They are little houses made out of cardboard. They are sometimes spray painted different colors. I have gotten the privilege of going to two different real estate offices. We filled the candy houses and I was very lucky to be there at that time and place, I got to have a couple of pieces of chocolate. My favorite! You know us girls, most of us LOVE chocolate! A lot of people call my dad "the candy man," since he stops by the offices once … (8 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 05/30/08 04:03 PM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, … (30 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Atlanta Home Inspectors kid imitating Raymond the singing mouse. - 05/23/08 06:19 PM
Alright every one, here's a little bit of fun video. The first one is the original version of the video which is cute.
The second one is my daughter imitating the first one.
We love our new flip video and we love the ActiveRain Video, mixpo platform. If you haven't checked out the new flip video you should really give it a try.
David Lelak of IHI Home Inspections serves Canton, Alpharetta, Roswell, Cumming, Woodstock, Atlanta and all of North Georgia. Be sure to visit us at www.AskYourGeorgiaHomeInspector.com You can also schedule your own home … (6 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Atlanta Home Inspectors Funnies - 05/23/08 07:29 AM
Here is something to smile about for the day. This one was to good to pass up, I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.
PARENT Job DescriptionThis is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION :Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, PopJOB DESCRIPTION :Long term, team players needed , for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 … (8 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Atlanta Home Inspectors Sunday Funnies - 05/11/08 07:36 PM
Talk about making you think. All these little sayings are true and yet we don't think about the reality of them or ever contemplate the why someone would do these things.
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way tothe back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people canbuy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, largefries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain thepens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars inthe driveway … (8 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Atlanta's Home Inspector shares a little laughter along with inspiration. - 05/09/08 08:12 AM
I've seen this before and loved it only because of the life lesson that it teaches. So many times when stuff happens we get so discouraged that we just want to lie down and take what ever is coming our way. This is a great reminded to not do that. To take what is handed to you in life and use it to the best of your ability.
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into well. The animal cried piteously for hours asthe farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and thewell … (10 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Almost Friday Humor - I just couldn't resist. - 04/24/08 03:33 PM
Sometimes being blonde is such a blessing, you never fail to get all the latest dumb blonde jokes. I got this one in today and sometimes I refrain, but today I just couldn't resist. So here you go, a little almost Friday humor. Now if you're blonde and get offended, please just smile and go on, it'll be okay. I use to tell people the only way I would get offended with a joke is if it was true. LOL
What is a 710? A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde … (6 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Laughter is great medicine. Sunday funnies. - 04/20/08 09:52 PM
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so … (13 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Laughter is great medicine. Sunday funnies. - 04/13/08 08:54 AM
Here's a little laughter to start your day with.
Remember to tell someone you love them and then put it into action.
Have you hugged your kids today, they'll be grown before you know it.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere.
The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, … (17 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Laughter is really good medicine - 04/12/08 07:39 PM
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. 'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?' The driver said, 'No problem. Have at it' Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed … (9 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: You need to always DOUBLE check your clients or acquaintance's email address. - 03/29/08 08:44 PM
Hey folks, I know you was looking for some really important, earth shattering, business changing, client getting, informational blog that is full of wisdom and knowledge and I'd love to accommodate, but I just can't. Seems wisdom and knowledge stepped out for the weekend and all I have left are these funnies.
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless.A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to … (12 comments)
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atlanta home inspectors humor: Anybody else get some junk e mail - this made me laugh - 03/28/08 10:35 PM
I got this one in the email today and just had to laugh because I think that I have truly seen each and every one of these at least once and some of them have been around so long I can't even remember. It was just really to funny how many of these I fell for in the beginning.
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. Or my foot.I can't use the remote in a hotel room because … (14 comments)
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