farmington arkansas real estate: Origin of Left & Right
- 10/10/11 11:39 PM
I looked it up and it’s there, you can interrupt it as you like. I make no other comment just found it interesting
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left." By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen. Can't get any simpler than that.
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farmington arkansas real estate: Hearing aid!!!
- 10/09/11 12:06 AM
A man got a new hearing aid and called a friend to tell him about it. The friend asked him to come on over to his house so he could see it. When the man arrived the friend looked at it, the man put it back in his ear. The friend stated “That’s a great looking hearing aid what kind is it?” The man was looking at his watch and said “It’s about 6.” So how often do we really listen to our clients or like the man with the hearing aid do we to concentrate on what is being … (14 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: What is your focus?
- 10/08/11 12:59 AM
What is your focus?
When looking at Webster’s© there are several meanings to this one word. The one I’m going to use today is: to fix or settle on one thing; concentrate. We as agents can’t focus on any one thing as real estate takes in so many facets but we should have knowledge of the local market, the contracts and what they are saying and their meaning. I know enough to get me in trouble but I learn something new every day what say you?
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farmington arkansas real estate: Home Improvement Project
- 10/05/11 11:17 PM
You know those products that say you just spray it on your house and WALAH!!! Like magic your siding is sparkling clean and looks like new. SCAM!!! Charlatans!!! By the time we got through today we looked like we’d been on the giant water slide at Six Flags and didn’t have nearly as much fun. We were ready to file for divorce and just burn the house down and forget the whole thing. Next year…we’re hiring a guy with a pressure washer, save ourselves a lot of money; we’re going to need for home improvement therapy…
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farmington arkansas real estate: Dumpster Diver
- 10/04/11 11:00 PM
My wife and I go by our local dumpster a couple times a week and retrieve huge garbage bags of their leftover popcorn to take just down the road and feed to the ducks at our local walking trail. Yesterday I was shocked to peek inside only to find the carcass of some huge unidentifiable dead animal. I called the local police to tell them of my find and they told me, and I quote “That’s normal.” Tell me people, is it normal in your city to dispose of dead animals in a business dumpster?
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farmington arkansas real estate: Sister Mary
- 10/02/11 11:27 PM
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for … (11 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: Grandpa's in trouble
- 09/30/11 12:38 AM
Tyler was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, Tyler, it's called sexual intercourse.'
'Oh,' little Tyler said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it … (12 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: Japan Tsunami
- 09/26/11 11:53 AM
This is out on the internet, never seen it before but I didn’t see where it was copyrighted or anything so I thought I would let you take a look it truly is interesting to watch. There is someone speaking if you understand Japanese. You really don’t need any audio just watch the video and it’s all self explanatory
http://fragg.me/video/japan-tsunami-inside-car
Enjoy your day this person sure didn’t
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farmington arkansas real estate: BEER!!!
- 09/23/11 12:24 AM
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss but will not admit it, were playing golf here in beautiful NW Arkansas. One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn’t it?” “No, the second man replied its Thursday...the third man hearing this (you did catch hearing didn’t you) said “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.” Enjoy your day
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farmington arkansas real estate: Have you helped someone to a new “ecesis”?
- 09/10/11 11:43 PM
Of course you have. I have several times and it feels good to help someone so they can do this. The question I have for you is: have you kept up with the number of times you’ve done this? I haven’t and I wish I had. I guess you would like to have the meaning of (e se’sis) and it is: the successful establishment of a plant or animal in a new locality. Of course the animal is the human being and the new locality is the new home that you helped them with. I just love to find new … (10 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: Bad Pun Day
- 09/08/11 12:27 AM
BAD PUN
Martians are born with just a head. No body, just a head. A Martian came to earth and wanted to be like humans. The doctors said they could add each body part. Each surgery slowly drained him, but he insisted on continuing. During the surgery to attach the final leg, he died. The President asked 'what happened'? The surgeon replied, "He was on his last leg. He should've quit while he was a head.”
My tenth grade grandson just tried to explain his chemistry homework to me. I tried to look interested, agreed with everything he … (13 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: Planet of the Apes
- 09/06/11 11:20 PM
I took the wife to see Planet of the Apes today. I hear some of my close relatives have starring roles. I'm gonna try and not make any trouble today but if some buffoon is sitting in front of me texting, I can't make any promises.
NYPD, FDNY, AND EMS OFFICERS WERE NOT INVITED TO THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY CEREMONY OF 9/11... MAYOR BLOOMBERG CLAIMS THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THEM... 10 YEARS AGO, THEY WEREN'T INVITED BUT THEY SHOWED UP!!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD BE THERE. I WONDER IF THERE WAS ANOTHER DISASTER (GOD FORBID) IF THEY … (15 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: Interesting things
- 09/05/11 11:41 PM
I would rather herd a bunch of ostriches drunk on whacky weed tan try and get a 15 year old to bed.
OK I think I just blew my back out my grandbaby wanted to know how to skip rope so have you ever seen a 62 year old man skip rope? It’s not a pretty site.
Yahoo is my home page, but I’m reconsidering. I swear that the “news” headlines get more insane every day. The latest? “Why Jennifer Anniston wears the same biking”. Now if Brad Pitt wore a biking, THAT would be real news
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farmington arkansas real estate: Favorite subject MATH
- 09/04/11 01:02 AM
Favorite subject MATH
Thought that would get your attention now for the rest of the story. It seems there was this math professor who took five of his top students and gave them a difficult problem to solve. He also said the problem could be solved. Until they solved the problem they had no other assignments. As time wore on the students began to throw up their hands and fall out exclaiming they could not solve this perplexing and difficult problem.
Finally all the students except one had given up. The one student who didn’t with some more time … (8 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: I need some assistance
- 08/25/11 01:01 AM
I need some assistance…
OK I have tried to put the photos on my computer to another location such as Dropbox and Picasa. I want to keep them off my hard-drive and be able to retrieve them anywhere in the world on any computer. It seems that with Dropbox and Picasa when I transfer them from my picture section of the hard-drive to those locations when I delete them from the hard-drive it also deletes them from Dropbox and Picasa. Lucky for me I saved them to a thumb-drive before or they all would be gone. Is there any place … (12 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: Golf, clothes and Satin
- 08/23/11 01:18 AM
Golf, clothes and Satin
As the story goes there was this couple who was having a hard time with money. So they sat down and the husband loved golf and the wife loved clothes. So they agreed to the following: for one month the husband would not play golf and the wife would not buy clothes. The first week went well and so did the second. By the end of the third week the wife bought a dress. Once the husband came home she admitted to what she had done. The husband was not very happy and told the wife … (9 comments)
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farmington arkansas real estate: THURSDAY
- 08/04/11 12:09 AM
THURSDAY One night, an 77-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 82-year-old husband in bed with another woman.. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense. 'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 82, if he could have sex at his age, he could fly.'
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farmington arkansas real estate: May the “lemurs” stay away from your door?
- 12/18/10 11:42 PM
Again this is one of those things I hope you never encounter. While reading over my Webster's © I noticed this and thought most people if you read over it quick would associate with an animal. Of course for those of you who read my posts know this would be too simple so now the meaning of (lem' yoo rez') evil, night walking spirits of the dead. Enjoy your day it may be your last. Join wordsmith on Activerain.
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farmington arkansas real estate: Booze and cigarettes can't live with and can't live without them
- 12/05/10 10:29 PM
Now I don't know about you but back in the days when you had a drink you had a cigarette. Many the times I did it. Just think of all the money I could have saved and all the hangovers I could have avoided. Now this is what happens when you consume a little too much.
Enjoy the day it may be your last.
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farmington arkansas real estate: Can't we all get along?
- 12/04/10 11:07 PM
As the new year is approaching if these two can bury the hatchet why can't we? Enjoy the day it may be your last so love, laugh and live. Have a good day and I have one more for you tomorrow.
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