Jared Ewy's (jaredewy) Blog

This movie had me with Colin Farrell's line, "If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't." From there Farrell gets more entertaining and this film just gets better. Although, Bruges, Belgium did impress me, so it could be that I'm very easy to...

Your RealityIt’s long been assumed that you must go cash broke to buy real estate. Putting 20 or 30 percent down on an investment property will do that to any average income.MyREALTY™While making a down payment of at least ten percent is highly recommended, you don’t have to deplete your cash re...

The other day I was feeling pretty cool. I’d actually engaged my friend’s teenage son in conversation. We were chatting about music, the White Stripes to be exact, when something he said inspired me to say, “What you talking about, Willis?” Silence blossomed between us. He finally replied, “My na...

There is absolutely no reason to like this movie. But somehow I did. Most of the cast is scraped from the Red Shoe Diaries, with a male lead with the comic timing of suicide. It also features a meek commentary using disgusting images to show how disgusting we are for lusting after disgusting imag...

Sylvester Stallone co-writes, directs, stars and inspires sextagenerians everywhere in a movie so violent and bloody, that it starts off disturbing, but ends up ridiculous. By ridiculous I mean that I'm having a hard time admitting that I got off on the anatomical yard sale left behind by Stallon...

(look for a whole bunch of reviews...catching up with AR) The Coen Brothers have perfected something I thought not possible. They can have you gripping your armrest for two hours, yet leave you with very little impression that anything ever happened. You may not even remember you've been to a mov...

It wasn’t but a few seconds after I yelled, “Noooooo!” that I felt like I was being a little bit over-dramatic. If I hadn’t already scared the postman, my yelling and limping while trying to scoot my Croc on in mid run most certainly caught the neighbors’ attention. I gimped up to the stop sign a...

Turns out there was a time when profiting from the dark bile pumped from the hellish depths of the earth didn't seem so Christian. Loosely based on the Upton Sinclair novel Oil!, the movie still carries the very Sinclairian tone that Christians aren't so Christian, and whatever little soul is lef...

I was just unloading a vicious blog entry directly onto the site when I got an error warning.  It said that Explorer was having some issues so it needed to shut down.  Included with this warning was an option to either send or not send a report.  I don't know who gets your report, but I'm doubtin...