Jared Ewy's (jaredewy) Blog

This is another film from director of whimsy Michel Gondry. He also did Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind as well as the more recent Science of Sleep. The latter is online in it's entirety. Have fun accessing that wacky movie here. For the more user-friendly Be Kind Rewind, Gondry lands Jack...

I like Will Ferrell. He makes me laugh at things that I normally wouldn't. But I think even Will Ferrell is getting tired of his schtick. This really is his Anchorman character Ron Burgundy in too-tight b-ball shorts. I did laugh a little. The concept is great. Ferrell is a one-hit wonder disco s...

This is Happle, or the Happy Apple.              It was also something used to torcher heretics of the Inquisition.  There were no injuries, and Sarah liked the gift she got from her boys, but it didn't dawn on me the danger of a father/son bonding moment involving stabbing long, sharp sticks int...

If I had the power to teleport places I'd be really fat. Because the only thing stopping me from getting that hamburger, the one advertised on TV in a beauty not seen in real life, is the fact that I'm too lazy to get in the car and drive to McDonalds. But with my Jumper powers I'd leap from bar ...

Now I know a lot of people are disappointed with the Patriots' perfection spoiled by the little Giants that could, but when was the last time you rooted for the team who has everything?  I don’t care if you are a Pats fan; you’ve never watched Hoosiers and hoped the Podunk team would lose.  Remem...