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funny quotes: New words around the office! - 08/19/08 12:02 AM
Need some new words to use around the office?  Try these...your coworkers will get a kick out them!
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a projectfailed and who was responsible.
Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps all over everything andthen leaves.
Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leavingthe brass with clean hands.
CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used by microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is … (1 comments)

funny quotes: Some funny stuff... - 08/17/08 10:58 PM
When interviewing someone here is what their ANSWERS really mean!
I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS (means):I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks.I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS:I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do.I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION:I've used Microsoft Office.MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES:I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK:I blame others for my mistakes.I'M BALANCED AND CENTERED:I'll keep crystals at my … (6 comments)

 
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