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funny quotes: It's Friday...Time for more Funny Friday Quotes!!!! Enjoy! - 12/04/09 07:27 AM
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." Henry Youngman
"Life is just one damned thing after another." Elbert Hubbard
"There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age."Benjamin Spock
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!" Tommy Cooper
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." Albert Einstein
"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." Duffy Daugherty
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you … (14 comments)
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funny quotes: FUNNIES FOR YOUR MONDAY MORNING.... - 06/08/09 09:36 AM
I usually do these on Friday, but it was tough gettin up this Monday morning, so I'd thought I'd share some cute and funny things I found to get me going...
ENJOY AND HAVE A GREAT AND PRODUCTIVE DAY YA'LL!!!
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funny quotes: THOUGHTS ON...!!! - 04/18/09 01:22 PM
I was looking for a few funny quotes to share and found some good ones!
THOUGHTS ON......
... life little moments of destruction. ... common sense. ... philosophy. ... work.
Life little moments of destruction
The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
I'd like to … (3 comments)
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funny quotes: I'M BACK WITH FRIDAY FUNNIES! ENJOY!!! - 05/09/08 12:01 PM
FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS...THESE ARE GREAT!!
· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
· Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
· Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.
· I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
· Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
· I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
· Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
· Boldly going nowhere
· CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
· Don't be sexist - broads hate that
· Eat Well, Stay … (3 comments)
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funny quotes: TGIF! Time for Funnies! - 03/14/08 03:46 PM
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? "
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. "
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? "
"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"
"If things get … (21 comments)
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funny quotes: More Funny Quotes....These are good!!! - 01/31/08 05:59 PM
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." - W.C. Fields
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers
"The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie." - George Deukmejian
"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." - Jimmy Carter
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose." - Dennis Miller
"They … (22 comments)
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