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jokes: Joke-New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies - 01/24/07 08:46 AM
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hardto estimate since I'm … (2 comments)
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jokes: Business one-liners - 01/18/07 11:01 AM
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.A bird in the hand is dead.A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.A clean tie attracts … (2 comments)
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jokes: Computer Joke - 12/05/06 12:56 PM
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jokes: Cukoo Clock - 12/03/06 03:00 PM
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jokes: Smart Quiz - 12/03/06 02:57 PM
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
# 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> > > >> > > >> > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. > # 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? >> > … (1 comments)
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John Hruska
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NC
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