laugh: Joke-New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies - 01/24/07 08:46 AM
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant … (2 comments)
laugh: Joke - The World's Smartest Man? - 01/23/07 03:29 PM
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There … (1 comments)
laugh: Joke-If you had what I have - 01/22/07 03:44 PM
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of the best Scotch!"So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other. "Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!" "You'd drink … (3 comments)
laugh: Business one-liners - 01/18/07 11:01 AM
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.A bird in the bush … (2 comments)
laugh: Joke - Girl and Dog - 01/17/07 10:21 AM
A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can''t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns … (1 comments)
laugh: Smart Quiz - 12/03/06 02:57 PM
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!# 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?>> > > … (1 comments)
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I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant … (2 comments)
