humor: A Word In Defense of Florida Rooms - 11/29/11 07:06 PM
Are Florida rooms really that bad?
A Realtor in Arizona, Elizabeth Newlin, recently wrote a howling criticism of Florida rooms called "A Bitch Slap Regarding Arizona Rooms", and I feel compelled to write a rebuttal to her commentary, because it's obvious that she just doesn't "get it".
It's probably not her … (3 comments)
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humor: A Field Guide to Spotting Bad Neighbors - 03/01/11 01:49 PM
Let's face it, selling a home right now is hard enough in a down market, and sellers find themselves competing against a plethora of foreclosures and short sales in their area.
Even without the market conditions, having bad neighbors can make selling a home exceptionally tough. We've all seen at least … (7 comments)
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humor: Wordless Wednesday- Wonder Twin Puppy Powers- Activate! - 01/26/10 09:58 AM
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humor: If Granite is Standard, How About An "EMERGENCY PARTY BUTTON"?? - 05/13/08 01:46 PM
Here it is, the ultimate bachelor pad accessory!! Feeling Blue? Down in the dumps 'cuz you just got dumped? Well, worry no more, because the Emergency Party Button is here!! With a hot accessory like this, you don't even need to worry about inviting friends, with the strobe … (1 comments)
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humor: Over-Caffeinated Realtors @ Work - 04/22/08 02:20 PM
I work very long hours in real estate. The benefit to it is that my clients are consistently impressed with my availability and my results, turning around paperwork quickly, and constantly scheduling appointments, writing contracts, blogging, etc. The downside is that it's very draining. Of course I don't let … (3 comments)
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humor: Optimizing Your Headline Relevance..... Stay On Target! - 03/26/08 11:04 AM
My single largest frustration here on ActiveRain is the lack of relevance that headlines tend to have with their attached post. I admit, I'm guilty of it as well, but I'm working on it, really I am. Shoddy headlines are a bad habit, like chewing your nails, or singing bad opera … (18 comments)
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humor: But..... I Didn't MEAN to Sell it for $280Million..... - 11/12/07 06:00 PM
Let me start by saying that modern information distribution is great. Technology has been wonderful for our industry, and it's revolutionized the way we do business (Those Agents who had to keep their listings on Index Cards know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!). But with great responsibility comes great power … (2 comments)
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humor: Don't Ask How he Helps his Clients Save on Their Heating Bill! - 11/10/07 08:47 PM
Sad to say, there are less than reputable agents out there.... I am a firm believer in innocence until proven guilty, but there's an agent in Naperville, IL who has been arrested and charged with setting a series of fires to different homes in the area over the last 18 … (10 comments)
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humor: A Few Real Estate Translations I've Found..... - 11/04/07 01:10 PM
A real steal MEANS even being underpriced, no one else wants to buy the place.Active family neighborhood MEANS you'll be kicking the local teen club out of your patio spa every Sunday morning about 6.Ample ocean breezes MEANS the rest of the street recently went up in the mighty bi-annual Southland … (0 comments)
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humor: Buy this house and get a free steak dinner!?! - 10/16/07 05:53 PM
Sounds appealing right? but the reality of it is that I showed a property earlier this year and(although unadvertised, and most likely unintentional) apparently it had just such an offer included. The property was a rehab potential and I got a call out of the blue from some investors who … (6 comments)
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