humor: Thank you all for your friendly "chain" emails :) Janice Roosevelt, Realtor, Licensed in DE &PA - 02/25/12 12:04 PM
As we progress through the year, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while … (4 comments)
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humor: "You cannot pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a [Spouse] without danger of horns" ~ BF Janice Roosevelt, Ecobroker, ABR, ePRO - Licensed in PA & DE - 02/12/12 07:29 AM
"You cannot pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a [Spouse] without danger of horns" ~ Benjamin Franklin I couldn't resist sharing this Valentine's Day card/photo from Benjamin Franklin impersonator J Ward Larkin. If you need a BF for your next event, give him a call (Cell: 856.952.9352) and remember that Franklin was America's "First YUPPIE" janice.roosevelt@gmail.com … (6 comments)
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humor: From the lives of cats...Janice Roosevelt, Ecobroker, ABR, e-Pro - Licensed in PA & DE - 02/01/12 04:20 PM
Enjoy the captions as well as the photos! I know this feeling!
outtake from the feline version of The Exorcist
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humor: Cat entry - American Idol - Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate, PA & DE - 01/05/12 01:37 PM
Ok, cat lovers, here is your entry for the next Amercan Idol. The microphone is invisible. Will this feline get your vote? jroosevelt@kw.com
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humor: "Be Always at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbors, and let each New Year find you a Better Man." Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate, PA & DE - 01/05/12 01:18 PM
From the City of Brotherly Love and one of its most famous Brothers! "Be Always at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbors, and let each New Year find you a Better Man." ~Benjamin Franklin Or as he likes to say, HUZZAH
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humor: Truths to live by - Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real EState, PA & DE - 12/31/11 01:57 PM
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humor: Insider Investment Tips for 2012 - from my mother -- Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams, PA & DE - 12/14/11 05:25 AM
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2012: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected … (2 comments)
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humor: Much of life can never be explained only witnessed. - Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams, PA & DE - 11/09/11 07:19 AM
Much of life can never be explained only witnessed. jroosevelt@kw.com
A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast, has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa. Owen weighs about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean, then forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast before wildlife rangers rescued him.
After it lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother and landed on the … (2 comments)
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humor: How amazing is this Internet? D-I-Y stylus for an IPhone to removing Superglue from your fingers - Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams, PA & DE - 11/02/11 07:06 PM
http://youtu.be/uyuI4KaXiS4
Okay, I did get superglue stuck on my fingers, but not while trying to make my own stylus for my new IPhone.
Sometimes I do stop and wonder at all the amazing things you can find and learn on the Internet.
Here is avideo in case, you were wondering (like) me whether I now have to go back and purchase a old styus (were those Palm Trios? I can't remember, we did use those) or make one.
As far as the superglue, I am headed for the Acetone nail polish remover and q-tips.
Happy Wednesday!
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humor: America's First Yuppie - Benjmain Franklin rides again (for charity)! Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate, PA & DE - 05/27/11 02:14 PM
jroosevelt@kw.com BICYLING BEN FRANKLIN will again join Irish Pub Children's Foundation on the Tour de Shore on Sunday July 31, 2011 for a Great Day, Terrific Workout and Wonderful Cause!BICYLING BEN FRANKLIN will again join Irish Pub Children's Foundation on the Tour de Shore on Sunday July 31, 2011 for a Great Day, Terrific Workout and Wonderful Cause!
Tomake a Donation:
LINK Irish Pub Philadelphia - DonorDrive®
"PHILADELPHIA'S FRESHEST FRANKLIN!"Interpreted by J Ward LarkinCell: 856.952.9352 America's First Yuppie
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humor: Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy! Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate, PA & DE - 05/19/11 07:09 AM
I friend sent this to me this morning and I couldn't resist! After a two-year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy, a bit of welcome cultural news.
BEFORE THE TOUR
AFTER THE TOUR
EXHIBITION SPONSORS WERE:
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humor: Feeling stupid? You won't after reading these quips! Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate, PA & DE - 04/04/11 04:50 PM
Not to make fun of any one individual, because we have all made blunders like this, but just to laugh at ourselves as human beings :)
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."--Mariah Carey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my … (9 comments)
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humor: Reasons to carry a camera -- Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate, PA & DE - 03/26/11 01:17 PM
My mother always sends me the best stuff, always have, and it's only in the last 20-30 years I've realized it. I keep this in mind as I watch my two fine sons mature into grown men.
I hope these photos bring a smile to your heart as they have mine today. Be the change you want to see in the world jroosevelt@kw.com
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humor: Punxsutawney Phil preducts the weather! Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams, PA & DE - 02/02/11 06:49 AM
As the light grows longerThe cold grows strongerIf Candlemas be fair and brightWinter will have another flightIf Candlemas be cloud and rainWinter will be gone and not come againA farmer should on Candlemas dayHave half his corn and half his hayOn Candlemas day if thorns hang a dropYou can be sure of a good pea crop
English Poem
Today, there will be fersommlingeand g'spiel in parts of Pennsylvania should you choose to participate. If you speak English at any of this events you may be fined a nickel. It is a time to re-rent the movie GROUNDHOG DAY, knowing … (5 comments)
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humor: The Haircut, Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate PA & DE - 01/24/11 08:23 AM
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.Later, a policeofficer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' … (11 comments)
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humor: New Year's Wishes - especially for animal lovers! Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate, PA & DE - 12/31/10 08:51 AM
My friend Jessica sent this and it was too good not to share widely.
Throughout the rest of this Year and all of 2011.. May you always make the right moves.
May your cup runneth over with love.
May you always find shelter from any storm.
May you remain good looking and looking good!
May you find the perfect diet for your soul.(If this face doesn't make you want to stop eating sausage, nothing will.)
May you find perfect balance in the company you keep.
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humor: Scarecrows needs your help! Given the recession, many have lost their jobs...Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams, PA & DE - 10/02/10 09:51 AM
The scarecrow needs your help! Given the recession, many have lost their jobs,
even resorted to scarepiracy.
Fortunately, The Narberth Area Garden Club comes to the rescue with a make and take workshop Thursday, Oct. 7th 7:30 - 8:30pm Led by Joe Daniels, Master Gardener (see details below)
Keeping birds from a free lunch at the expense of humans has been the
millenium-old scarecrows' primary purpose.
Some wonder if the scare has gone out of them as they have been replaced by shimmer ribbons and noise-making devices. You be the judge in the photos below.
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humor: They are back! Church Bulletin Bloopers! Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real EState, PA & DE - 07/31/10 07:48 AM
-------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. … (15 comments)
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humor: Walking on Sunshine - Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams - PA & DE jroosevelt@kw.com - 05/25/10 07:45 AM
The theme of the next Keller Williams Family Reunion a.k.a. convention is "Walking on Sunshine," and this video from Hungary is a great start - to the day, to the summer season, to just feeling good. Can't wait to get my Papillion, Indie, on a skim board at Herring Point in Lewes!
Enjoy! jroosevelt@kw.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=pkPNa4DBFHI
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humor: Have a sense of humor with these new bathroom designs jroosevelt, kw.com Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams, PA & DE - 02/15/10 03:28 PM
This is a public restroom in Houston - so you've seen the outside view, take a look inside.. It's all one- way glass! or how about the following murals
Hope you don't suffer from fear of falling or heights while sitting or bathing
Here's a celing mural in a smokers Lounge
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