humor at activerain: The strange things we see while driving - 10/03/11 07:43 PM
     Today, while driving home from my last showing appointment with my clients,  this car pulled up behind me.  I could see it through the rearview mirror, but my client couldn't see it from her passenger seat.  
 
     After the light turned, my lane got backed up and the car passed me on the right.  When the client saw it, she laughed hysterically.  It was a great tension reliever after viewing 6 homes for sale today.
 
     I thought it was hilarious!!!!
 

 
 
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humor at activerain: More Sunday Funnies - 9/25/2011 - 09/25/11 11:14 AM
     Okay, I admit it - I have a very sick sense of humor and most of my friends know it.  Each week, I get tons and tons of emails from friends and family.  While it's a little too much sometimes, I know it's just their way of showing they're thinking of me. 
 
     This week, I got these funnies which really hit my funny bone.  Hope you enjoy them.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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humor at activerain: Wednesday Wit - NATURAL BORN CITIZENS BEWARE..... - 06/15/11 12:04 AM
This just might make your day a little brighter!!
 
You, who worry about 
Democrats versus Republicans--relax, here is our real problem. In a 
Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to 
be President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate 
must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the 
requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that 
this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming 
president. The class was taking it in … (20 comments)

humor at activerain: Thursday humor - 05/19/11 12:18 AM
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are … (9 comments)

humor at activerain: The Philosophy of Ambiguity - 05/18/11 12:13 AM
THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY ( as well as the idiosyncrasies   of English)
  1.  ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR!  
3.  ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.  
 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?  
5.  THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
  6.  I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.  
 7.  WHAT IF THERE WERE … (18 comments)

humor at activerain: If you had - Wednesday Wit - 04/20/11 01:29 PM
IF YOU HAD…….   If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,   you would have $49.00 today.   If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.   If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.   But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all   the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you   would have received a $214.00.   Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to … (19 comments)

humor at activerain: Monday mirth - a quicky - 03/28/11 11:05 PM
 
TRUE ROMANCE OR REAL LIFE?




Man sitting at home on the porch with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me... talking to the beer."





Cheers!!!!

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humor at activerain: Monday funny - 11/01/10 02:34 PM
Mike, a smallish man, was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-makingbiker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swigand menacingly says, "Thanks little man, whatcha going to do about it?"
 Mike burst into tears."Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY.I can‚t stand to see a man crying. What‚s your problem?""This is the worst day of my life," Mike says."I'm a complete failure.I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen … (3 comments)

 
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