humor: How Do I Prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse? - 05/21/11 06:11 AM

CDC Warning On Zombie Apocalypse...Seriously
There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e  a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this. 
The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder "How do I prepare for … (8 comments)

humor: The Bow and Arrow Story - 05/14/11 02:31 AM

You may have already seen this, but it made me laugh so hard, I had to share (Thanks to my brother who sent this to me...my brother who now lives in South Carolina I might add).
The bow and arrow story    Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits.  Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow.  Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down?  Tough sumbich.     That … (4 comments)

 
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