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    <title>KIM WHITE's Blog</title>
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      <guid>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1124892/which-is-your-favorite-season-</guid>
      <title>Which is Your Favorite Season?</title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;In the United States and the rest of the northern hemisphere, the first day of the summer season is the day of the year when the Sun is farthest north (on June 20&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; or 21&lt;sup&gt;st&lt;/sup&gt;). This day is known as the Summer Solstice.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Hope everyone is ready for the 2009 summer in California the weather will be HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;What is your favorite season?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:14:56 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1124892/which-is-your-favorite-season-</link>
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      <title>Classic Comedy At Noho Library </title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Classic Comedy At Noho Library &lt;abbr title="20090611T140000"&gt;Thursday June 11, 2009 &lt;/abbr&gt;from 2:00pm - 4:00pm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://upcoming.yahoo.com/venue/435375" rel="vcard:urlofvenue"&gt;North Hollywood Regional Branch Library&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;5211 Tujunga Ave&lt;br&gt;North Hollywood, California 91601&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;THE PALM BEACH STORY, a classic screwball comedy written and directed by Preston Sturges and starring Claudette Colbert and Joel McCrea will screen at the North...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;If you happen to enjoy this tykpe of stuff feel free to join them. Have a wonderful day!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Kim White&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:04:30 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1106750/classic-comedy-at-noho-library-</link>
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      <guid>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1103672/friday-funny-the-redneck-fire-alarm</guid>
      <title>Friday funny:The REDNECK FIRE ALARM</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;I received this Via email I hope you guys enjoy it cause I thought it was pretty funny. Enjoy your weekend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Kim White&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Silver Creek Realty&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;25129 The old rd. suite 100&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Stevenson's Ranch, CA 91381&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Office: 661-253-3000&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;fax: 661-253-3050&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:26:18 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1103672/friday-funny-the-redneck-fire-alarm</link>
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      <guid>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1091020/e-waste-recycling-event-santa-clarita</guid>
      <title>E-Waste Recycling Event- Santa Clarita</title>
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&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;E-Waste Recycling Event - Recycle your E-Waste for Free! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;abbr title="20090529T090000"&gt;Friday May 29, 2009 &lt;/abbr&gt;from 9:00am - &lt;abbr title="20090529T140000"&gt;2:00pm&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://upcoming.yahoo.com/venue/482992" rel="vcard:urlofvenue"&gt;Planet Green&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;20724 Lassen St&lt;br&gt;Chatsworth, California 91311&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Planet Green, in partnership with Chatsworth High School and Electronic Recycling Solutions is providing a free two-day E-Waste collection for the San Fernando Valley community on Friday, May 29th and Saturday, May 30th from 9am to 2pm. All proceeds from the collection will go to Chatsworth High School. This is the fourth E-Waste event for Planet Green, a local remanufacturer and recycler of printer cartridges and cell phones.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Located at 20724 Lassen St., Planet Green will use its parking lot as a drop-off site for any unwanted electronic waste. Student volunteers from Chatsworth High School will help with drop-offs as part of their effort to raise money for the school. All the items will go through a proper dismantling and disposal process before they are recycled into new products or materials. All private information will be destroyed using a state-of-the-art wiping process. Any California resident is invited to drop off their items between 9am and 2pm. Participants who choose to make use of the collection effort are invited to stay in their car while Planet Green and ERS employees unload the designated equipment for them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ITEMS ACCEPTED:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;TELEVISIONS&lt;br&gt;MONITORS&lt;br&gt;COMPUTERS&lt;br&gt;COMPUTER COMPONENTS&lt;br&gt;FAX MACHINES&lt;br&gt;PRINTERS&lt;br&gt;COPIERS&lt;br&gt;WIRE&lt;br&gt;VIDEO GAME CONSOLES&lt;br&gt;LAPTOPS&lt;br&gt;CAMERAS&lt;br&gt;INKJET CARTRIDGES&lt;br&gt;TONER CARTRIDGES&lt;br&gt;CAMCORDERS&lt;br&gt;INTERNET DEVICES&lt;br&gt;KEYBOARDS&lt;br&gt;MICE&lt;br&gt;MP3 PLAYERS&lt;br&gt;VCRs &amp;amp; DVD PLAYERS&lt;br&gt;DVDs &amp;amp; CDs&lt;br&gt;CELL PHONES&lt;br&gt;TELEPHONE EQUIPMENT&lt;br&gt;
&lt;abbr title="34.2499710000"&gt;34.2499710000&lt;/abbr&gt; &lt;abbr title="-118.5850450000"&gt;-118.5850450000&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:13:30 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1091020/e-waste-recycling-event-santa-clarita</link>
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      <title>Wordless Wednesday: WHICH ANIMAL MAKES THE  BEST PARENT?????</title>
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      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 12:55:17 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1083806/wordless-wednesday-which-animal-makes-the-best-parent-</link>
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      <title>FAST DEEP DISH PIZZA: ENJOY</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Have fun making it Enjoy!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;FUN FAST DEEP DISH PIZZA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Ingredients&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; serves up to 8&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2 28-ounce cans plum tomatoes, drained&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2 large garlic cloves, pressed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1 1/2 teaspoons dried oregano, crumbled 1 teaspoon dried basil, crumbled&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3 teaspoons olive oil&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cornmeal&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1 pound (1 loaf) frozen bread dough, thawed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1 pound shredded mozzarella (about 4 cups)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7 ounces thinly sliced pepperoni&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1/2 cup grated Parmesan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Preparation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Preheat oven to 425&amp;deg;F. Coarsely chop tomatoes. Place in strainer and drain well. Combine tomatoes with garlic, parsley, oregano and basil in bowl. Brush 12-inch-diameter deep-dish pizza pan with 1 teaspoon oil. Sprinkle pan with cornmeal. Roll bread dough out to 13-inch round on lightly floured surface. Transfer dough to pan, extending 1 inch up pan sides. Spread dough with 1 cup tomato mixture. Sprinkle half of mozzarella over. Top with half of pepperoni and remaining tomato mixture. Sprinkle with remaining mozzarella. Distribute remaining pepperoni atop mozzarella. Sprinkle with Parmesan. Drizzle with remaining 2 teaspoons olive oil. Bake until cheese bubbles and begins to brown and crust is golden brown, about 40 minutes.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 18:17:52 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1082879/fast-deep-dish-pizza-enjoy</link>
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      <title>cheese: Pick up lines...LOL </title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;At the laundrette: "Do you have change for a dollar?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;At the buffet table: "May I scoop you some Jell-O?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;At the library: "Shh!" [said with a cheeky grin as he or she walks past]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;At the pool table: "Nice leave!"/"They're playing doubles, wanna be my partner?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;Walking down the street: "Excuse me, I think you dropped this..."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;At the gym: "Do you know how this machine works?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;At the office water cooler: "Hello, I'm [your name], I don't believe we have been introduced. How long have you worked here?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;At a political rally: "Wanna get high?"&lt;/p&gt;
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      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 18:11:55 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1082872/cheese-pick-up-lines-lol-</link>
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      <title>Nature Quotes for the Motivational Monday</title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Adopt the pace of nature:&amp;nbsp; her secret is patience.&amp;nbsp; ~Ralph Waldo Emerson&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/0/3/0/8/ar124268319480308.jpg" height="114" alt="" width="113"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I believe that there is a subtle magnetism in Nature, which, if we unconsciously yield to it, will direct us aright.&amp;nbsp; ~Henry David Thoreau&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The poetry of the earth is never dead.&amp;nbsp; ~John Keats&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The sky is the daily bread of the eyes.&amp;nbsp; ~Ralph Waldo Emerson&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Hope you guys enjoy these quotes.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 16:48:20 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1081277/nature-quotes-for-the-motivational-monday</link>
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      <title>LOL: Garfield</title>
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&lt;p&gt;I just received this via email I thought it was pretty funny!!!! are there always people&amp;nbsp;who do this kinda stuff because Garfield never gets enough. I hope everyone enjoys the post. I think it adds to every ones pictures and stuff on nature on modivational Monday.&amp;nbsp;Enjoy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Man's heart away from nature becomes hard.&amp;nbsp; ~Unknown&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 16:35:20 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Yucky Vegetables: LOL</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hi everyone thought I would share these little jokes that kids have come up with. Do your kids like their vegetables? What do you do so they will eat them? Hope you enjoy these little one liners having to do with veggies.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Q: How do you make an artichoke?&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;A: Strangle it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/2/6/5/2/4/ar124234368142562.jpg" height="75" alt="" width="78"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Q: Which veggie plays sport?&lt;br&gt;A: Squash.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Q: What's the fastest vegetable?&lt;br&gt;A: A runner bean&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;-Kim White&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 18:31:10 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1076639/yucky-vegetables-lol</link>
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      <title>Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter: LOL</title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Maxine on - Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/6/1/1/3/ar124232547331168.jpg" height="201" alt="" width="168"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;to believe you got laid twice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .. . .&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;soooo tomorrow maybe I'll go fishing.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 13:26:12 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1076185/retirement-as-a-wal-mart-greeter-lol</link>
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      <title>Yummy and easy: Chicken Puttanesca with Angel Hair Pasta</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I tried this recipie and it came out really well I hope some of you will try it. Have Fun and enjoy it. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/2/1/5/4/6/ar124207137064512.jpg" height="300" alt="" width="300"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ingredients&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;8&amp;nbsp; ounces&amp;nbsp; uncooked angel hair pasta &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2&amp;nbsp; teaspoons&amp;nbsp; olive oil &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;4&amp;nbsp; (6-ounce) skinless, boneless chicken breast halves &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1/2&amp;nbsp; teaspoon&amp;nbsp; salt &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2&amp;nbsp; cups&amp;nbsp; tomato-basil pasta sauce (such as Muir Glen Organic) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1/4&amp;nbsp; cup&amp;nbsp; pitted and coarsely chopped kalamata olives &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1&amp;nbsp; tablespoon&amp;nbsp; capers &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1/4&amp;nbsp; teaspoon&amp;nbsp; crushed red pepper &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1/4&amp;nbsp; cup&amp;nbsp; (1 ounce) preshredded Parmesan cheese &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Chopped fresh basil or basil sprigs (optional) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Preparation&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cook pasta according to package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain and keep warm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Cut chicken into 1-inch pieces. Add chicken to pan; sprinkle evenly with salt. Cook chicken 5 minutes or until lightly browned, stirring occasionally. Stir in pasta sauce, olives, capers, and pepper; bring to a simmer. Cook 5 minutes or until chicken is done, stirring frequently. Arrange 1 cup pasta on each of 4 plates; top with 1 1/2 cups chicken mixture. Sprinkle each serving with 1 tablespoon cheese. Garnish with chopped basil or basil sprigs, if desired.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 14:51:26 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1071699/yummy-and-easy-chicken-puttanesca-with-angel-hair-pasta</link>
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      <title>Next REO Wave</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Inventory seems to be drying up and yet, there is so many NOD's being filed. When is this next wave coming??? I keep hearing May/June.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A REO agent with out any listings is like a painter without a paint brush.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Kim&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 13:02:59 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1071503/next-reo-wave</link>
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      <guid>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1068849/next-reo-wave</guid>
      <title>Next REO Wave</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Inventory seems to be drying up and yet, there is so many NOD's being filed. When is this next wave coming??? I keep hearing May/June.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A REO agent with out any listings is like a painter without a paint brush.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Kim&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 18:16:29 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1068849/next-reo-wave</link>
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      <title>Funny Posters</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;A friend send me this via email I just wanted to share with everyone. It amazes me with the things we come up with in this world. I hope everyone enjoys them both.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/4/8/3/7/7/ar124148031177384.jpg" height="480" alt="" width="600"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What Parent would do this to there kids????......... hmmmm I guess to keep them under control.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/8/8/5/5/ar124148041855885.jpg" height="600" alt="" width="750"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really who came up with this one? Its funny to think that people would actually buy this canned water.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hope you Everyone enjoyed these two posters&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 18:51:17 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1062594/funny-posters</link>
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      <guid>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1057263/a-california-wife-lol-</guid>
      <title>A California Wife: LOL </title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;"A California Wife" &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;Three men married wives from different states.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The first man20married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;The second man married a woman from Texas. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;The third man married a girl from California. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:15:59 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1057263/a-california-wife-lol-</link>
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      <title> "Extreme DOG Grooming" My Favorite Ninja </title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;I LOVE THE NINJA TURTLE.... &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;strong&gt;"&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Extreme Grooming&lt;/span&gt;"&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;These are all poodles that entered in some contest named "Extreme Grooming."&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/3/0/5/5/ar124103107955038.jpg" height="290" alt="" width="387"&gt;&amp;nbsp; CAMEL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/6/0/8/4/ar124103117848065.jpg" height="290" alt="" width="387"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cock-A-PoodleDoo&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/9/3/1/7/8/ar124103157987139.jpg" height="305" alt="" width="229"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Fallen soldier (that is missing a leg)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/3/2/0/6/ar124103181260235.jpg" height="290" alt="" width="387"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Peacock&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/2/1/4/2/3/ar124103187932412.jpg" height="305" alt="" width="229"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Buffalo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/2/9/5/9/4/ar12410320249592.jpg" height="290" alt="" width="387"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Clydesdale&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/4/4/5/8/8/ar124103216688544.jpg" height="290" alt="" width="387"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Ninja Turtle&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/6/5/4/9/3/ar124103225639456.jpg" height="290" alt="" width="387"&gt;Vineyards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which one is your favorite?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:17:02 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1055343/-extreme-dog-grooming-my-favorite-ninja-</link>
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      <title>CALIFORNIA POPPY FESTIVAL: April 25-26, 2009</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/7/3/3/9/ar124059652493375.jpg" height="160" alt="" width="579"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.poppyfestival.com/images/frontpage/av_poppy_festival.gif" height="43" alt="California Poppy Festival April XX-XX, 2009 @ Lancaster City Park" width="601"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;oin us for two days of music music, art, food and fun celebrating the state flower of California and the appearance of poppies in the Antelope Valley! Warm breezes replace the winter chill, jubilant laughter fills the air, and poppies burst into bloom blanketing hillsides in a sea of orange. The California Poppy Festival kicks off spring in the Antelope Valley with a glorious array of celebrated performers, unrivaled events, and mouth-watering delicacies designed to delight, enchant, and amuse people of all ages.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Pre-sale Poppy Festival tickets available for a limited time! These special offer tickets cannot be mailed or held at "will call". If four or more are purchased at one time, tickets will be discounted $1 each and cost $7 for adults and $4 for children and seniors. Pre-sale tickets are non-refundable and non-replaceable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This limited time offer is available at the City of Lancaster Parks, Recreation &amp;amp; Arts Counter for purchase in person only.&lt;/strong&gt; City Hall, 44933 Fern Ave, Lancaster, CA 93534. Hours of Operation: Mon-Thu, 8am-6pm and Fri, 8am-5pm. For more information please call (661) 723-6077.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:10:55 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1048864/california-poppy-festival-april-25-26-2009</link>
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      <title>Saving Energy</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I found some information that can be very helpful on this Earth Day. Take a look at them maybe they can help you out in saving some information. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a name="energy"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Save energy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.energystar.gov/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.earthday.gov/images/energystar105.gif" border="0" height="107" alt="Energy Star logo" width="105"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Use the &lt;a href="http://www.energystar.gov/"&gt;ENERGY STAR program&lt;/a&gt; (energystar.gov) to find energy efficient products for your home. The right choices can save families about 30% ($700 a year) while reducing our emissions of greenhouse gases. Whether you are looking to replace old appliances, remodel, or buy a new house, ENERGY STAR can help. ENERGY STAR is the government backed symbol for energy efficiency. The ENERGY STAR label makes it easy to know which products to buy without sacrificing features, style or comfort that today's consumers expect. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Turn off appliances and lights when you leave the room. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Use the microwave to cook small meals. (It uses less power than an oven.) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Purchase "Green Power" for your home's electricity. (Contact your power supplier to see where and if it is available.) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Have leaky air conditioning and refrigeration systems repaired. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Use a programmable thermostat to save on heating and cooling costs when you're not home. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Insulate your home, water heater and pipes. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Keep in mind that every trip adds to air pollution. Learn more at &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.italladdsup.gov/"&gt;It All Adds Up to Cleaner Air&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;(http://www.italladdsup.gov). &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Replace incandescent light bulbs with &lt;a href="http://www.energystar.gov/index.cfm?c=cfls.pr_cfls"&gt;ENERGY STAR qualified Compact Fluorescent Light bulbs&lt;/a&gt; (CFL). If every household in the U.S. replaced one light bulb with a CFL, it would prevent enough pollution to equal removing one million cars from the road. (energystar.gov/cfls) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thank you for taking the time to read it. There are more tips on: Earthday.gov &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:46:09 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1045855/saving-energy</link>
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      <title>Go Green &amp; Get Green</title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Go Green &amp;amp; Get Green &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/1/8/9/0/6/ar124035540360981.jpg" height="75" alt="" width="75"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;abbr title="20090423T100000"&gt;Thursday April 23, 2009 &lt;/abbr&gt;- &lt;abbr title="20090426T180000"&gt;Sunday April 26, 2009 &lt;/abbr&gt;from 10:00am - 6:00pm &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://upcoming.yahoo.com/venue/460536" rel="vcard:urlofvenue"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Archstone Studio City&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10979 Bluffside Drive&lt;br&gt;Studio City, California 91604 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.yahoo.com/dd?taddr=10979+Bluffside+Drive&amp;amp;tcsz=Studio+City%2CCA%2C91604&amp;amp;tcountry=us"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Get Directions&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Go Green &amp;amp; Get Green!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;Stop by our Earth Day Leasing Expo and save some green on your next apartment. Come for great food, music, tips and a free Eco Gift Bag designed by Sheryl Crow. Plus Save $500 if you decide to Lease!&lt;br&gt;
Website: &lt;a href="http://http//www.archstoneapartments.com/apartments/rent_specials/?utm_source=Upcoming&amp;amp;utm_medium=Link&amp;amp;utm_content=WestExpo0409&amp;amp;utm_campaign=Calendar" rel="vcal:website"&gt;http://www.archstoneapartments.com/apartments/rent_sp...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Hope some of you find in interest in some of these events thanks&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:11:06 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1044660/go-green-get-green</link>
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      <title>Earth Day Electronic Event </title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Earth Day Electronic Event&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;abbr title="20090420"&gt;Monday April 20, 2009 &lt;/abbr&gt;- &lt;abbr title="20090424"&gt;Friday April 24, 2009 &lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;abbr title="20090424"&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Electronic Waste Event&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;10023 Cannoga Ave Chatsworth, California 91311&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/5/5/4/6/ar124001211464555.jpg" height="218" alt="" width="300"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Instead of having this extra stuff around the house why not take it or Drop off your unwanted electronic waste at 10023 Canoga Ave, Chatsworth CA. All items accepted such as TV's, monitors, computers and more. This is a great idea but if you have any questions Call 866-410-9600 for more information.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:49:16 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1039235/earth-day-electronic-event-</link>
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      <title>POPPY DAY</title>
      <description>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Poppy Day and Plant Sale&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;abbr title="20090418T083000"&gt;Saturday April 18, 2009 &lt;/abbr&gt;from 8:30am - &lt;abbr title="20090418T163000"&gt;4:30pm&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Theodore Payne Nursery&lt;br&gt;10459 Tuxford Street&lt;br&gt;Sun Valley, California 91352&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/6/1/6/2/ar124001169526168.jpg" height="225" alt="" width="260"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Poppy Day is an annual event at Theodore Payne, and includes a plant sale. The public receives a 10% discount on all plants; members receive a 15% discount. Knowledgeable staff and volunteers are available to share their knowledge native plant gardening. Tours of the Theodore Payne nursery will be given and visitors can walk to Wildflower Hill to see it in bloom.&lt;br&gt;
Website: &lt;a href="http://www.theodorepayne.org/" rel="vcal:website"&gt;http://www.theodorepayne.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:42:39 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1039226/poppy-day</link>
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      <title>I can't remember!!!! HAHAHAHA</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;This is a funny story I recieved via email and I though I should share it with everyone on AR. Make sure you read it have a good laugh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Arthur is 95 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;has gotten so bad...once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;one more try."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law."Did you see the ball?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;"Of course I did!" says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;"I can't remember."&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:35:25 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1018459/i-can-t-remember-hahahaha</link>
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      <title>1625 Woodland Drive</title>
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&lt;p&gt;1625 Woodland Drive. Amazing cabin like home tucked away in beautiful mountain top. Great vacation home or primary. If you love to ski, this is the home for you. Cozy home with open kitchen, nice sized living room complete with wood burning stove. Good sized bedrooms. One bathroom downstairs. Cabin has earthy feel. Large deck around home. Backyard is in a resort like setting. This is a must see.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you have any questions dont be afraid to ask:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kim White&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:14:41 -0700</pubDate>
      <link>http://activerain.com/blogsview/1013941/1625-woodland-drive</link>
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      <title>1708 Lassen Way</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/1/5/2/8/4/ar123862365848251.jpg" height="800" alt="" width="618"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1708 Lassen Way. If you love to ski, this is the home for you. Great vacation home or primary. Cozy home with open kitchen, nice sized living room complete with wood burning stove. Amazing cabin like home tucked away in beautiful mountain top. Good sized bedrooms. One bathroom downstairs. Cabin has earthy feel. Large deck around home. Backyard is in a resort like setting. This is a must see.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kim White&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <dc:creator>KIM WHITE (Keller Williams VIP Properties)</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:10:17 -0700</pubDate>
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