funny: Best Excuses For Sleeping At Your Desk - 02/25/08 06:28 AM
Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk...."They told me at the blood bank this might happen.""This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.""Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. " "I wasn't … (21 comments)

funny: Asking For A Raise In Commission - 02/24/08 08:41 AM
A Real Estate Agent approaches his broker and says "I have to have a raise in my commission rate. I have 3 other companies after me."
"Is that so" said the broker. "And just which 3 companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the phone company, and the gas company."
(12 comments)

funny: Notes Found On My Kids Report Cards - 02/22/08 06:24 PM
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to … (4 comments)

 
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