Todays funnies - 07/13/08 03:59 PM
Here ya go...
Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet?    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots … (2 comments)

This one WILL make you laugh out loud - 07/08/08 09:16 AM
Hello to all! I friend sent this to me the other day... I usally wait until the morning to open his e-mails since they are ALWAYS funny. This one was titled LOL in the subject area so I opened it and started to read. This one was labled appropriatly!!!!!!!!  Have a great day and GO GET 'EM       Mark
 
>> I was walking past the >> >> Mental hospital the other day,
>> and all the patients >> >> were shouting, >>
>> '13...13....13.' >>
>> The fence was too high to see over, >> >> but I saw a little … (1 comments)

 

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