fun: The Guys' Rules - 11/15/08 10:39 PM
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down - My brother-n-law sent this to me. Hmmm, I wonder why?
Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules … (1 comments)
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fun: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 11/15/08 10:30 PM
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer At passing cars and see if they slow down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.4. … (4 comments)
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fun: Main Entrance - 09/27/08 11:02 PM
A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS'. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS'. … (0 comments)
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fun: Appraisal Forms - The next generation - 09/27/08 10:41 PM
NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORMCustomer Name:________________________________________Subject Property Address:________________________________Description of Subject Property and Neighborhood:Subject property is located in _______________________, a popular, well-maintained area that has enjoyed dramatic appreciation over the past year. Most buyers appeared to be unconcerned with size or overall utility of these homes, and seemed to be paying between … (0 comments)
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fun: This can be addictive!!! - 09/06/08 11:46 PM
I found this little game online and I kept at it for a while. I couldn't get away!
Here are the rules:The penguin will honk when he is ready at the top of the hill.Click once to make the penguin jump down the hill, then CLICK AGAIN in time to make … (2 comments)
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fun: Addicted to AR - Need therapy! - 08/30/08 02:40 PM
I had no idea what it would be like without AR! OMG! I got a virus in my computer a couple of days ago and it was one I couldn't get rid of on my own so I had to take the computer to the shop! I have been driving the … (12 comments)
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fun: Better look at your Driver's License - 08/30/08 02:22 PM
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now … (2 comments)
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fun: Alligator Shoes - 08/18/08 12:25 AM
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, … (9 comments)
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fun: Blonde Jokes Anyone - 08/18/08 12:16 AM
A Flaky Blonde - One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
A … (4 comments)
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fun: Was it something I said? - 08/17/08 11:36 PM
WHEN the last of their three children was about to leave home, my parents decided to buy a smaller house. The real-estate sign went up. A week later, a second "For Sale" sign appeared two doors away. "Soon you'll have new families on either side of you," my mother remarked to … (0 comments)
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fun: Keep on Blogging! - 08/16/08 11:46 PM
I've been blogging for a little while now and honestly don't know much about it! But I remember reading this blog a few weeks ago that one of our members wrote and it said: Fake it till you Make it! Well, it made me feel better! I was feeling like a … (4 comments)
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fun: Is your glass half empty or half full? - 07/26/08 08:29 PM
Two real estate agents decided to start a new career in selling shoes. The two real estate agents went to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one real estate agent said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."At the same time … (10 comments)
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fun: Letters to Landlord (Humor) - 07/26/08 07:59 PM
Have tenants or not, I'm sure you'll enjoy these excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords. True, some tenants give us big headaches, but lines like these are priceless! Enjoy!The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as … (8 comments)
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