Marey Hoeppner- Kalamazoo, MI- Virutal Assist Expert

Medical Help“Everybody I meet is so irritating!,” a tense, nervous patient complained to her doctor.After analyzing the situation, he prescribed a tranquilizer and told her to come back in a month and let him know how she was feeling.“Have you noticed any change in your mental attitude?” he asked...

Efficiency ExpertThe efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution, "You don't want to try these techniques at home"."Why not?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrige...

Let me start by saying, I don't like to stretch things out. I like to get my point made very quickly. Why? Simple. You know and I know that something that takes to long to read can make us lose interest fairly quickly.  Then I have wasted time writing it, you have lost time trying to read it all ...

Granny's Pie!Granny Adams made such beautiful pies! One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with crimps around the edge spaced so evenly?""Well, it's a family secret," she said, "But if you promise not to tell anyone, I'll let you in on it.""Okay," I said, "Tell me!""Well, first,...

 4-D TheatreGrab on to your seats as the action starts with the World War II bombing! With the help of animation and live actors you will be right in the action!One of the things that my boys love here in Kalamazoo, is the Air Zoo. It has such a wonderful collection of the aircraft ever built. I...

Answers are listed below, under the question. :-) 1. You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die,'til you call me again. What am I?Answer: An Echo2. There is a man standing over a body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, "Who's in the coffin?" The first man replies, "Brothe...

I had to take time today to do this for a special person that I think everyone would agree that she is nothing more than a saint. Always thinking of others, giving to others, doing what she can-going that extra mile and putting everyone else first, before herself. Although she has no idea that I ...

Friend In MeI want to let you know,I will always be there for you.Through happiness and sorrow,through skies of gray and blue.When there is a dark storm,saddening your loving heart.I will be the sun, bright and warm,to make the storm part.I will be the truth for you,when lies are all you hear.I w...

Okay, let's see if you all can figure out the riddles below. I will post my answers in a few days, so have fun guessing! 1. You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die,'til you call me again. What am I?2. There is a man standing over a body in a coffin, and another man walks in and ask...

 Okay, I know your going to have to clean it out at some point, however; all to often I have seen or heard of others just deleting, removing, erasing potential clients. Don't! Not yet anyway.  I know that is the easy way out, the quick and simple thing to do. Just think about this......alright, s...