joke: To all My Friends... - 04/04/08 07:39 AM
To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT WORKED!. For 2008, could you please just send money, a good single-malt Scotch, chocolate, caviar,champaigne, movie tickets,  gasoline vouchers and/or airline tickets instead?  OK? Thank you! 
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joke: February 28, 2008 - Joke of the Day - 02/28/08 09:58 AM
 
Joke for the day:  We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.  Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
- Robert Wilensky
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joke: A PreSchool Test given to Austrian children. - 02/21/08 02:18 PM
Pre-School test for you:In the picture below, in which direction is the bus travelling?To the left or to the right?
Can't decide?Again, look closely at the picture! you still don't know?
Preschool childeren were asked the same question about this picture. 90% answered as follows: "The bus travels toward the left."When asked: "Why do … (3 comments)

 
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