LAUGH OF THE DAY: Hotel Charges... What's this daily charge for ‘fruit?' the hotel guest asked the manager. "We didn't eat any." "But the fruit was placed in your room every day. It isn't our fault you didn't take advantage of it." "I see," said the man, as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill. "W
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12/21/2010
Mr. Arlington's List of the 9 Largest Companies and Employers in the Washington DC Area - Washington DC Named "Best City for Business" by MarketWatch The Washington DC area, including DC, Northern Virginia, and Southern Maryland, continues to shine in economic reports thanks to its high salaries
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12/20/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Living Will... A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "living will." The man said, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife go
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12/20/2010
JERSEY SHORE - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Autograph Signing and Appearance - Washington DC Event - Washington Auto Show Nicole Polizzi, A.K.A. "Snooki" from the popular MTV show "Jersey Shore," is making her way to DC. She will have an autograph signing at the 2011 Washington Auto Show on Monday, Ja
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12/15/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: How to Boost Your Inheritance Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm jus an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her "
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12/14/2010
Super Jumbo? Conventional Plus? Conforming? WHAT DO ALL OF THESE LOANS MEAN?? - Arlington VA Homes In the good old days of the mortgage industry (meaning three years ago) there were two categories of loans: Conventional or jumbo. Conventional loans were limited to balances under $417,000 and were
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12/14/2010
Ten Best States for Retirement - Is DC, Maryland or Virginia at #6? - Arlington VA Homes Money-rates.com just released a new report identifying the 10 best states to retire in. The survey justifiably evaluated all 50 states, assessing economics, climate, crime rate, and life expectancy. Virginia
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12/09/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Difficulty Hearing? Maurice an 82 year-old man went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Maurice and said, "You're really dong great, aren
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12/09/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Parking Your Car in the City... Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the m
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12/08/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Who picks up the check? Three businessmen were having dinner at a club. When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it. "It's a business expense," said one. "I'll pay," said the second. "Let me have it," argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week." This laug
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12/07/2010
