humor: Dear Tide... - 06/19/07 10:45 AM
Dear Tide I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled … (10 comments)
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humor: The Blonde, the Russian, and the American - 06/06/07 05:35 PM
A Russian, an American and a blonde are all talking one day.
The russian bragged, "We were the first in space!"
The American retorted, "We were the first on the moon!"
The blonde says, "So what, we are going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American look at … (1 comments)
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humor: Never try to outsmart the wise man - 06/06/07 10:55 AM
A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's … (1 comments)
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humor: Unusual day for a Loan Officer... - 06/04/07 11:13 AM
I came across this joke that I thought everyone would think was a cute joke... One day while at her job as a bank loan officer, Patty Black, had a frog hop onto her desk and say, "I would like to apply for a lily-pad improvement loan." Patty looked incredulously at the … (5 comments)
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humor: The $50 dollar bill - 06/03/07 05:11 PM
A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man, "when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to … (6 comments)
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humor: Escaped Convict (Rated R) - 06/02/07 11:01 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he … (16 comments)
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humor: A Father's Last Request - 06/01/07 11:24 AM
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned … (2 comments)
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humor: The Perfect Husband - 06/01/07 10:50 AM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at … (11 comments)
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humor: Ice Fishing... - 05/31/07 05:39 PM
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice … (0 comments)
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humor: JOKE OF THE DAY... - 05/31/07 11:47 AM
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.He asks, "What was that for?"She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."He says, "Jeez, honey, remember … (8 comments)
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humor: The Ladies Room - 05/30/07 01:57 PM
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which … (7 comments)
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humor: DRUNK IRISHMAN - 05/30/07 01:52 PM
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air … (1 comments)
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humor: 3 Men, 3 Wishes - 05/30/07 01:50 PM
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge … (5 comments)
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humor: Corny but cute... - 05/24/07 12:14 PM
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are … (8 comments)
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humor: IS IT A COINCIDENCE? - 05/23/07 11:01 AM
There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar.Are you from around here?" The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street.""No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look … (4 comments)
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humor: What an email can do... - 05/22/07 11:02 AM
I thought this one was pretty funny. Hope you think so too...
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his … (12 comments)
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humor: A little office humor... - 05/22/07 10:58 AM
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you … (5 comments)
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humor: First day on the job... - 05/21/07 01:24 PM
I came across this joke and thought it to be quite funny. A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches … (15 comments)
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