jokes: Dear Tide... - 06/19/07 10:45 AM
Dear Tide I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled … (11 comments)
jokes: The $50 dollar bill - 06/03/07 05:11 PM
A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong. "Well," replied the man, "when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to … (6 comments)
jokes: Escaped Convict (Rated R) - 06/02/07 11:01 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he … (16 comments)
jokes: A Father's Last Request - 06/01/07 11:24 AM
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned … (2 comments)
jokes: The Perfect Husband - 06/01/07 10:50 AM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at … (11 comments)
jokes: Ice Fishing... - 05/31/07 05:39 PM
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice … (0 comments)
jokes: JOKE OF THE DAY... - 05/31/07 11:47 AM
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.He asks, "What was that for?"She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."He says, "Jeez, honey, remember … (8 comments)
jokes: The Ladies Room - 05/30/07 01:57 PM
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which … (7 comments)
jokes: DRUNK IRISHMAN - 05/30/07 01:52 PM
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air … (1 comments)
jokes: 3 Men, 3 Wishes - 05/30/07 01:50 PM
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge … (5 comments)
jokes: What an email can do... - 05/22/07 11:02 AM
I thought this one was pretty funny. Hope you think so too... An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his … (12 comments)
jokes: A little office humor... - 05/22/07 10:58 AM
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you … (5 comments)
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Dear Tide I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled … (11 comments)
