football: Today; 2/6/12 - 02/06/12 11:00 AM
High 58 Low 41 Showers
"A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just
slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and
swings there as easily as a star." - Edwin H. Chapin
Superbowl Champions - Giants - 21, Patriots - 17 ...
Al says - Words to Live By:
God didn't promise days without pain, -
laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, -
but He did promise strength for the day, -
comfort for the tears, and light for the way. ...
Egypt - will try … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/24/12 - 01/24/12 08:56 AM
High 72 Low 47 Partly Cloudy
"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like
a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute---and
it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
Al says - Five simple rules to Happiness:
5. Expect less. ...
Joe Paterno - Former Head Coach of Penn State -
has died, he was 85. ...
European Union - Banned the import of Iranian oil, Monday. ...
Looking through the Milkglass - "I've learned...That life is tough,
but … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/16/12 - 01/16/12 10:09 AM
High 61 Low 45 Partly Sunny
"We must learn to live together as brothers
or perish together as fools." - Martin Luther King Jr.
Al says - Golf's Law #28:
The shortest distance between any two points on a Golf course -
is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. ...
Giglio, Italy - The Costa Concordia, a cruise ship with -
more than 4,000 on board, -
ran aground Sunday and began sinking. ...
Moscow - The defective Mars probe Fobos - Grunt fell -
… (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/10/12 - 01/10/12 08:34 AM
High 72 Low 52 Mostly Cloudy
"True hope dwells on the possible, even when life seems to be a
plot written by someone who wants to see how much adversity
we can overcome. True hope responds to the real world,
to real life; it is an active effort." - Walter Anderson
BCS Champions - Alabama - 21, LSU - 0...
Al says - I don't know why some people change churches: -
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? ...
Venezuela - President Hugo Chavez said that Iran faces -
"U.S. … (2 comments)
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football: Today; 1/9/12 - 01/09/12 11:05 AM
High 69 Low 49 Showers
"Sincerity is impossible unless it pervades the whole being,
and the pretense of it saps the very foundation of character." - James Russell Lowell
Broncos - 29, Steelers - 23 (OT)...
OTC Med Recall - Excedrin Headache, NoDoz, Bufferin, and Gas-X -
may contain broken or stray tablets from other products. ...
Al says - "If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back -
every now and then to make sure it's still there." - Will Rogers
Iran - Former U.S. marine, Amir Mirzael Hekmati, who … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/3/12 - 01/03/12 09:07 AM
High 41 Low 18 Clear
"Adventure is worthwhile in itself." - Amelia Earhart
Capital One Bowl - South Carolina - 30, Nebraska - 13. ...
Al says - Paraprosdokian:
If I agreed with you -
we'd both be wrong. ...
Iran - 's navy chief said that their successful test -
of a cruise missile proved that Tehran is -
control of the Strait of Hormuz. ...
Hendersonville - near Walterboro - A 12-year-old girl died Monday -
when her ATV rolled over...
Pat says - Church Bulletin Blooper:
… (0 comments)
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football: Today; 1/2/12 - 01/02/12 10:43 AM
High 54 Low 25 Clear
"Only the mediocre are always at their best." - Jean Giraudoux
Capitol One Bowl - South Carolina (10-2) vs. Nebraska (9-3) -
Today, 1 p.m. , ESPN. ...
Al says - Caddy Response #9:
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." -
Caddy: "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth." ...
Iran - said Sunday that its scientists had produced the country's first nuclear fuel rod -
And its navy had test-fired a new medium range surface-to-air missile. .,.
… (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/29/11 - 12/29/11 09:33 AM
High 60 Low 40 Clear
"I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than
teach ten thousand stars how not to dance." - E.E. Cummings
'Colorful Hearts Teddy Bears' - Choking hazard! ...
Al says - Top Ten Caddy Responses:
#10 - Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." -
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long, sir.?" ...
Iran - is threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz. ...
Moscow - Russia's middle class turned to the streets -
to fight Prime Minister Putin's … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/27/11 - 12/27/11 09:12 AM
High 69 Low 38 Thunderstorms
"Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility
and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music
never leaves the memory." - Thomas Beecham
Al says - Last Year's GED examination:
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? -
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. ...
Philippines - Flash Floods that swept away entire villages -
killed nearly 1500. The U.N. launched an urgent -
appeal for $28M to help the displaced from -
Cagayan de Oro and Iligan. ...
Syria … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/26/11 - 12/26/11 11:10 AM
High 63 Low 47 Partly Sunny
"The tragedy of life is not that man loses,
but that he almost wins." - Heywood Broun
Snakebite Victim - Zach Szala, 8, condition upgraded to -
Good Friday, at MUSC. Donations can -
be made in Zach's name at First Federal...
Al says - Paraprosdokian:
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright -
until you hear them speak. ...
Iran - Plans to execute a woman -
sentenced for adultery...
Enfamil - Mead Johnson said tests on its … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 12/23/11 - 12/23/11 10:04 AM
High 73 Low 49 Showers
"People...sometimes think that a thing cannot be
good and terrible at the same time." - C.S. Lewis
North Charleston - Bob Bertina, owner of 'Crazy Bob's Electronics Store' -
disarmed a robber who was later arrested after a search -
of the getaway car's license number...
Al says - Senior Texting Code:
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On ...
Washington - the House approved a two-month extension -
of payroll tax cuts...
Christ Church, New Zealand - was hit by a 5.8M earthquake...
Flagstaff, AZ - Lauren … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/20/11 - 12/20/11 09:34 AM
High 73 Low 56 Partly Sunny
"if there is a wrong way to do something,
then someone will do it." - Edward A. Murphy
Al says - Staff: Golf course, may I help you? -
Caller: Yes, I'd like a tee time tomorrow -
between 12 o'clock and noon.
Staff: Between 12 o'clock and noon? -
Caller: Yes. -
Staff: We'll try to squeeze you in. ...
E-mail from the Postal Service? - Don't Click, it's a virus...
Blizzard Conditions - from northern New Mexico and the panhandle of Texas -
… (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/19/11 - 12/19/11 10:17 AM
High 64 Low 45 Mostly Sunny
"Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality
in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart." - Washington Irving
North Korea - Kim Jong IL, has died, -
he was 69. ...
Al says - Why do you press harder on the buttons of -
a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? ...
Southwestern U.S. - has been warned of a blizzard for -
this afternoon. ...
Wukan, China - The village is in its 2nd week of revolt. … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/16/11 - 12/16/11 12:56 PM
High 75 Low 54 Mostly Cloudy
"Any man who does not accept the conditions
of life sells his soul." - Charles Baudelaire
Al says - Senior Texting Code:
LOL - living on Lipitor...
Washington - Congress reached an agreement on a compromise -
spending bill, averting a government shutdown. ...
Snakebite Victim - Zach Szala, is now listed in fair condition -
at MUSC. ...
Looking through the Milkglass - For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, -
530 kg of excess fuel are needed at takeoff...
New York … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/13/11 - 12/13/11 09:40 AM
High 65 Low 41 Partly Sunny
"The great want of our race is perfect educators to train new-born
minds, who are infallible teachers of what is right and true." - Catherine E. Beecher
Home Sales - Locally, year-to-date sales were up 5% over 2010. -
While the median price declined 3% through November...
Al says - Last Year's GED:
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show -
you understand its meaning. -
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. ...
Syria - U.N. human rights chief, Navi … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 12/12/11 - 12/12/11 10:13 AM
High 54 Low 40 Showers
"Some men's words I remember so well that I must often use
them to express my thought. Yes, because I perceive that we
have heard the same truth, but they have heard it better." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Navy - 27, Army - 21 ...
Al says - A paraprosdokian:
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. -
But it's still on my list. ...
Snakebite Victim - Zach Szala, benefit Golf Tournament -
Jan. 28 at Legend Oaks, call 843-200-5426 or -
843-821-4077. ...
… (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/6/11 - 12/06/11 09:17 AM
High 76 Low 58 Showers
"When you write down your life,
every page should contain something
no one has ever heard about." - Elias Canetti
You're Invited - This Saturday, 9-12 -
Santa at Carolina One Real Estate! -
Free, pictures with Santa, see attachment...
Al says - Last Year's GED exam:
Q. Give an example of a fungus. -
What is a characteristic feature? -
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in -
damp places and they look like umbrellas. ...
Pakistan's - prime minister said Monday, his country -
… (1 comments)
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football: Today; 12/5/11 - 12/05/11 11:05 AM
High 72 Low 54 Mostly Cloudy
"Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise
will sooner or later have to find time for illness." - Edward Stanley
Panthers - 38, Buccaneers - 19 -
ACC Champs - Clemson - 38, VA Tech. - 10 -
State Champs in High School Football:
Goose Creek - 37, Greenwood - 21 -
Bishop England - 10, Central - 0 -
Timberland - 20, Woodruff - 3 ...
Al says - Paraprosdokians:
Do not argue with an idiot. -
He will drag you down to his -
… (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/2/11 - 12/02/11 10:12 AM
High 64 Low 40 Clear
"An epigram is a flashlight of a truth;
a witticism, truth laughing at itself." - Minna Antrim
Rattler Victim - Zach Szala, 8, is still on a ventilator -
but is improving. ...
Al says - Senior Texting Code:
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out...
Apple Juice - Experts say it's not the trace amounts of arsenic -
but the sugar in apple juice that is the real danger -
to waistlines and children's teeth. ...
Los Angeles - Powerful winds up to 123 mph tore across … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 11/29/11 - 11/29/11 10:12 AM
High 60 Low 36 Partly Sunny
"You are richer
for doing things." - Jessica Tandy
MNF - Saints - 49, Giants - 24 ...
Al says - Paraprosdokian:
Where there's a will, -
I want to be in it. ...
Syria - a U.N. investigation concluded Monday That Syrian forces -
killed and tortured hundreds of children. ...
9 Year-Old Boy Bitten - by a rattlesnake last week while playing -
in the woods at Wannamaker County Park -
in North Charleston. Zach Szala is in critical -
condition at … (0 comments)
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