bad listing photos: "Best" MLS photos of the week - Mystery Edition - 10/26/10 06:53 PM
The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 16 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing... Obviously not all agents feel the same way. Thank you for helping me solve these mysteries! Enjoy the photos!!!
1. What is behind the white sheet?

 
2. Does a body fit in there?

 
3. I wonder if he has gotten very far...

 
4. What happened to the owner of those shoes???

 
5. Does the Bob Cat come … (27 comments)

bad listing photos: "Best" MLS photos of the week - Charmin Edition - 09/26/10 09:12 PM
The Charmin Bears know how easy it is to move a toilet paper roll but Realtors do not... The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 16 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing... Obviously not all agents feel the same way. Enjoy the photos! But before you do... I wanted to say that I dream of the day that toilet paper rolls are NOT a feature on listing photos. 
 
Proof: Charmin Bears clearly moving a toilet paper around. Conclusion: Toilet … (24 comments)

bad listing photos: "Best" MLS photos of the week - Best Feature Edition - 09/14/10 02:33 PM
Who does not enjoy capturing a home best features??? I know I do... The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 16 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing... Obviously not all agents feel the same way. Enjoy the photos!
 
Here a FLAT wall is featured...

 
And here a CURVED wall is featued.

 
But walls have NOTHING on UNATTACHED, MOVABLE BIDETS! (What buyer has not fantasized about a mobile bidet?)

 
Does anyone know where … (19 comments)

bad listing photos: "Best" MLS photos of the week - Variety Edition - 09/03/10 01:23 PM
This week's photos are truly funny - Enjoy!!!
The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 16 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing... Obviously not all agents feel the same way.

You can "Always" count on a fresh scent in this bathroom.


I suspect the photo below is the cover for Steven King's new novel.

It is ok to sleep over but at least bring a change of clothes to change into before starting to take … (37 comments)

bad listing photos: "Best" MLS photos of the week - Pet Edition - 08/28/10 02:19 PM
The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 16 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing... Obviously not all agents feel the same way. Enjoy the photos - they are great! - I am a HUGE animal lover but this edition is especially funny....
 
Anyone else of the opinion that the kitty is the best feature of this room?
 
 
If the doggie dances for 2 more minutes he will get a piece of the cake.....

 
1 … (37 comments)

bad listing photos: "Best" MLS photos of the week - Bathroom Edition - 08/22/10 08:17 PM
My MLS allows for only 16 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing... Obviously not all agents feel the same way. Enjoy.
 
With so many cleaning products on the counter, one would think this bathroom picture would shine... no such luck.
 

 
Introducing New Product to the Market!!! The Electric Toilet Paper Roll!!!
 

 
There is just so many (bad) things to say about the photo below - I am going to leave it open for a vote....
 

 
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