humor: If you make a promise . . . be prepared to live up to it ! - 10/27/08 05:02 PM
The Pastor and the Kitten
Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down.The tree … (4 comments)
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humor: Oh, well when you put it that way . . . . Saturday morning chuckle. - 08/30/08 06:05 AM
*Never Argue with a Woman Who Reads*
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts … (5 comments)
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humor: Tech Saavy . . . . . . . . Giggles ! - 08/22/08 07:39 AM
Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A … (5 comments)
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humor: Sunday Morning Giggle . . . . Simple and IMPACTFUL Communication . . . . - 08/17/08 07:13 AM
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in … (3 comments)
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humor: GRANDMAS -- Gotta LOVE 'EM ! Oh that SMARTS ! Chuckle . . You go Grandma ! - 08/11/08 08:16 AM
Grandmas -Gotta Love 'Em!!! Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderlyWoman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC: 'There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. 'An elderly woman was behind me … (7 comments)
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humor: Are you recognized everywhere ? Chuckle . . . . . . . - 08/10/08 09:10 AM
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live … (11 comments)
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humor: I'm SPEECHLESS ! . . . . . . . CAN'T STOP LAUGHING . . . . . . . . - 08/09/08 01:05 PM
Underwear dust
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that … (5 comments)
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humor: Ladies, Have you Laughed Today . . . . . . . . ? - 08/07/08 08:51 AM
Victoria's Secret
I know what Victoria 's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 40 can fit into their stuff.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because, by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when … (4 comments)
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humor: It Says WHAT ? Miscommunication . . . Office Humor . . . . . - 08/06/08 07:18 AM
Miscommunication A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So … (12 comments)
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humor: TOO FUNNY ! Staging Techniques Sure to Get Results . . . . . - 08/05/08 08:10 AM
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted … (11 comments)
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humor: Monday FUNNY ! You don't Want to Miss This Exciting Event ! - 08/04/08 01:59 PM
2008 World Submarine Races
With the highly anticipated start of the 2008 Summer Olympic Games this week, I thought that folks at AR would like to see this exciting event ! You don't want to miss this one !
Here it is !
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humor: Giggle ! Do you feel LUCKY Today ? - 08/04/08 07:41 AM
Pilot's Dilemma
You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder. On the way back to … (4 comments)
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humor: Sunday Morning CHUCKLE ! Advertising Attention Getters . . . . . . . - 08/03/08 08:51 AM
These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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humor: Thursday Morning BELLY BUSTER Laugh ! Qualify your customers . . . . . - 07/31/08 08:12 AM
A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Vancouver and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan ..'Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. … (11 comments)
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humor: You know you're in or from a SMALL TOWN When . . . . . - 07/30/08 12:41 PM
1. Everywhere you go, someone stops and talks to you and it takes several hours to complete 3 simple tasks because you're chatting with folks.
2. When you're in your car and the driver of another car passing by waves at you -- and you don't know who they are.
3. … (9 comments)
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humor: The Lighter Side of Getting Old -- My Friends are reminding me I'll be 50 Soon ! - 07/28/08 02:23 PM
What would I do without my friends? Probably forget my 50th birthday next week ! Thanks to all of them for reminding me (choke, gag.) But, everyone at AR might as well laugh along with them (and me -- or is it I? I don't know, I'm getting old and forget) … (11 comments)
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humor: Sunday Morning FUNNY BONE ! What Women Say and What Men Hear . . . - 07/27/08 12:25 PM
My Clients can be so much fun! Here is another funny from one of them !
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like … (3 comments)
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humor: Saturday Morning GIGGLE ! - 07/26/08 01:03 PM
A Male Client of mine emailed this to me. I got a chuckle out of it -- hope you do too !
Bottle of wineA woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are … (6 comments)
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