I have read a lot of "down with men" jokes and figured I would give you a classic "down with women Joke"

why do women wear make-up and perfume?

 

Because they are ugly and they stink!

 
Posted by R. Benjamin Blair on 05/24/2007 06:41 PM   Comments (1)   ha  
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