Real estate blog entries tagged with humor by Todd Clark (Broker) (503)524-9494 (Beaverton, Oregon Real Estate Expert) (Palazzo Realty Group)

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humor: I don't feel like typing Saturdays: Can an underwriter and an appraiser have kids? - 08/01/09 05:28 PM

My youngest daughter took this picture, but I thought it was so cute that I had to come up with a reason to use it and I think I found it!

Todd Clark - Broker / Sales Coach
Palazzo Realty Group
Phone: (503)524-9494
Fax: (503)622-8739

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humor: Cork floors are not as good as they bill them… - 05/06/09 02:07 AM

OK, this is a warning for anyone thinking of getting cork flooring. This cork flooring is billed as the most comfortable, environmentally friendly, and quiet floor you will ever own. But, I’m here to tell you for the first couple days, it was amazing, and we loved it. But, after that … (31 comments)

humor: Who the heck are you kissing? - 04/28/09 02:27 AM

I have been watching the news the last couple nights, and I have to say, I’m worried about our kids today. What are we teaching these kids? I remember when my spring break would involve going to downtown Portland for the day and buying records with my friends or driving … (26 comments)

humor: Ethically I thought cloning was wrong, but I’m ready to change my mind! - 04/07/09 10:37 AM

I have many years left in real estate, and if I stay in real estate for 30 + years like many of you have, then I’m ready to clone one my new buyers that I called me last Thursday. I will admit that this is completely for selfish reasons, but come … (83 comments)

humor: Don’t trust the Canadians: They are planning an attack on the United States! - 02/28/09 01:08 PM

I can see my Canadian friends denying this as we speak, but I’m telling you I saw it with my own two eyes! I even got the picture below to prove it. I didn’t think I was going to make it out alive when I came across this Canadian Command … (31 comments)

humor: Please proof read your MLS Copy or it will be here so the world can laugh with me - 12/08/08 07:51 AM

Oh, we have all seen the really bad picture in the MLS and we just laugh. I have even had to laugh at myself a couple times when I notice what I put online. But, I try to fix it quickly so no one else can laugh at me. But, today, … (21 comments)

humor: Dang I’ve become old = When I was your age… - 11/16/08 07:02 AM

Oh crap, I channeled my very alive father when I heard the words come out of my mouth when talking to a younger client of mine. He said, "I saw you on Twitter and thought about giving you a shout out, but saw the only updates on there from you were … (18 comments)

humor: Todd 2.0, Hey why is there a line? - 08/12/08 10:05 AM

Web 2.0, IPhone 2.0, Nike's new $300 shoes, all these things had people lining up at the door waiting for their debut. So, today, I'm announcing that on December 1st, 2008, Todd 2.0 will be introduced.
Todd 2.0 will come with less weight, more marketing ideas, and still have a great … (14 comments)

humor: I’m white trash…but secretly I’m green inside - 07/23/08 10:25 PM

I'm proud to be the white trash of the room. I sit there in the corner of this house and do my job. Call me what you will, but I know that my job is more important than what my outside portrays. I have two siblings on each side of me … (7 comments)

humor: Meat, Chicken and Fish….(I'm sorry I offended you) - 05/31/08 06:23 PM

Recently we have had a lot of talk about offending others in the rain and I do my best to not offend others. I don't get in to political or religious debates, but time to time, I do get stuck in the middle of a debate about a real estate issue … (17 comments)

humor: Happy cow commercials cause depression and maybe even suicide - 11/10/07 01:05 PM

Have you ever seen the California cheese commercials? "Great cheese comes from happy cows." In these commercials they are always talking about how happy the cows are that are from California. The cows are warm and have plush grass year round.
Well, in eastern Washington this past week, a 600 lb … (34 comments)

humor: U-Haul, not me-haul for pizza and beer - 10/27/07 11:54 AM

Well, I got another call today from a friend of mine who hasn't made the jump to owning a home and is planning a move back... home? Don't ask me how they can handle that at almost 40, but mom's basement must be fun!
Now, the call goes something like this...
Friend: What … (13 comments)

humor: Happy Mothers Day - 05/12/07 11:15 AM

If anyone can give me help how to embed the Youtube Video like I've seen on other blogs, I would love your help!
I saw this and got a chuckle. This was my brother and I in high school and I immediatly sent it to him. For all of you who have a … (6 comments)

humor: What STUPID things did you do as a kid that your parents still remind you that you did? - 05/08/07 11:41 PM

OK - Fess up! We have all done STUPID things in our past, and our loving parents are always willing to remind us of these either STUPID, or embarrassing things that we did.
So, I really want to hear what you did when you were younger that was funny, embarrassing or … (25 comments)

humor: When did I get old? That was a rhetorical question! - 04/30/07 11:06 PM

I will start this story by telling you a little bit about myself. I was DJ for 18 years and have a very large record and CD collection, over 13,000 records and 6,000 CD's.
Today is the day I became old as I was listening to a Beatles record, … (5 comments)

humor: The Toddler Laws of Property - 04/26/07 10:34 PM

Over the past year I have learned a lot from my two year old and here is her Toddler Laws of Property
The Toddler Laws of Property
1. If I like it, its mine2. If its in my hand, its mine3. If I had it a little while ago, its mine4. If … (0 comments)

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