funny friday: Funny Friday - At The Peak of Ignorance - 04/13/12 05:34 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Truth - 03/16/12 05:50 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday - George Carlin Does Not Vote - 11/18/11 10:23 AM
George Carlin was right!!
"Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out.
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Math - 11/04/11 09:11 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Organized Crime - 10/28/11 11:49 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday! - 07/01/11 08:54 AM
'Festival of Ignorance' - So True! … (7 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday - 05/27/11 06:10 PM
Little girl on the Plane
A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. … (4 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday! - 05/06/11 05:11 PM
Caution, clean your mouth out with soap language for those who go that route! :))) … (0 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday! - 02/11/11 10:40 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday! - 02/04/11 11:35 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday! - Sad But True - 11/19/10 10:56 AM
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funny friday: Serious Friday NOT Funny Friday - 11/05/10 11:45 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday! - 10/22/10 09:14 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday! - 07/23/10 10:25 AM
Caution - Bad language for those with sensitive ears. I'm so glad George communicated this in his final years. … (8 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday - But Very True! - 07/09/10 10:39 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday - 06/25/10 09:31 AM
How to Sell Toothbrushes
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit thatapproach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next;
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explainedto everyone that magazines would keep then up on currentevents."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher...
Eventually, it … (7 comments)
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funny friday: Funny Friday - 05/28/10 10:14 AM
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funny friday: LOL Friday - 05/14/10 10:01 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday - Garbage In, Garbage Out - 04/02/10 07:21 AM
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funny friday: Funny Friday - The Onion - 03/19/10 07:39 AM
Caution: some words are to sensitive for some people. … (8 comments)
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