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humor: The WEATHER Made Them Do It! - 12/16/10 09:57 AM
With the wind chill factor being 2 below, and an actual temperature of 14 degrees, if one is not acclimated to the weather in the Midwest, they'd head for the nearest island in the South Pacific from just the THOUGHT of the frigid cold nearing it's way!
Here, in Illinois, we adjust, for we have accepted the seasonal changes. We don't get too alarmed listening to the news reports... it's expected! Now, listen, if the *hawk went to Alabama, tempered with just a 'lil bit of snow..... Hunnie, you'd get a vivid new meaning of some foods: Namely "BREAD ROLLS" & MILK SHAKES!" *("hawk" means the cold, blowing, stinging wind - in Chicago lingo)
Just … (20 comments)
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humor: A Realtor Experience - 12/06/10 01:40 PM
OK, so the deal did NOT go through because at the last minute_________________________(YOU fill in the blank!) You were tasting that money weren't you? Your plans were to pay that bill, stock up on supplies, get someone a gift, etc.... (Of course, it NEVER entered your mind to do something for yourself, right?)
Now, if THAT wasn't enough, you get a call from your wonderfully faithful & loyal seller asking you to please cancel the listing because: ___________________________(YOU fill in the blank!)
No problem, you've adjusted yourself to this before, so again, with a shrug of the shoulders, retrospective thinking, and a water-under-the-bridge-outlook, you … (24 comments)
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humor: AFRAID IT'S A TELEMARKETER?? No Problem - TRY THIS!! - 09/02/09 06:55 PM
A call may start off like this.. We have many buyers and investors seeking to purchase new homes in the area that you cover..... yada yada yada.....
OR
You have a GREAT website, but many qualified buyers are not able to locate you because even though you are visable on ACTIVE RAIN, you are not on "OUR LIST".... yada yada yada.....
Instead of saying we are "not interested", use these....
SO GLAD YOU CALLED! How do you spell your name? You are eligible to WIN! Register at www.FREESTUFF.com ... and Be sure to tell your friends!!.... BYE NOW! HOWDY! Just a sec - Can you … (43 comments)
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humor: Squatter Moves In Rental House Without Security Deposit!! - 03/09/09 06:19 PM
We had not been notified in advance, and had not received a security deposit, rental payment, tenant application, or a current credit report!
So.... when the alarmed tenant called with a report of a squatter who took up residency in the lower quarters of their rental house we knew exactly what to do and this would NOT be tolerated! It was not necessary to revert to the rental policy manual! This uninvited intruder, sneakily moved in sometime during the night! This was a PEST!
I quickly did a Google search and came up with:
Safe Squatter Control - A site that has a gadget called a "Squatter Guard"* Squatter-Repellent.com - They have a product called "Shake … (19 comments)
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Diane Rice, SFR
South Holland,
IL
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